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sdcsvax!davidson
Jul 2, 1982, 9:36:09 PM7/2/82
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How do you tell a lady from a diplomat?
if a diplomat says 'Yes' he means 'Maybe';
if a diplomat says 'Maybe' he means 'No';
if a diplomat says 'No' he is no diplomat.
if a diplomat says 'Yes' he means 'Maybe';
if a diplomat says 'Maybe' he means 'No';
if a diplomat says 'No' he is no diplomat.
if a lady says 'No' she means 'Maybe';
if a lady says 'Maybe' she means 'Yes';
if a lady says 'Yes' she is no lady.
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How do you know a gentleman?
he pulls the skirt from a ladys ass after he gooses her.
david barto (sdcsvax!deb)
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