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harpo!defunct
6/28/82
sexually offensive
Q. What's red and has seven nicks? A. Snow White's cherry.
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sexually offensive
Q. What's red and has seven nicks? A. Snow White's cherry.
6/28/82
sdcsvax!davidson
7/2/82
A couple
How do you tell a lady from a diplomat? if a diplomat says 'Yes' he means 'Maybe'; if
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A couple
How do you tell a lady from a diplomat? if a diplomat says 'Yes' he means 'Maybe'; if
7/2/82
pyuxjj!martin
7/1/82
why is...
Q: Why is Prince Charles' organ a funny colour? A: Because he's always dipping it in Di!
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why is...
Q: Why is Prince Charles' organ a funny colour? A: Because he's always dipping it in Di!
7/1/82
ittapp!windy
7/1/82
fill in the blank joke
Did you hear about the _________(fill in ethnic preference here) that had VD in both eyes? He was
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fill in the blank joke
Did you hear about the _________(fill in ethnic preference here) that had VD in both eyes? He was
7/1/82
erewhon!defunct
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whuxlb!eric
2
7/1/82
filthy?
What is long, round and filled with semen? A Submarine
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filthy?
What is long, round and filled with semen? A Submarine
7/1/82
erewhon!defunct
7/1/82
four bad ones
Q. What happened to the butcher that backed into a meat grinder? A. He got a little behind in his
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four bad ones
Q. What happened to the butcher that backed into a meat grinder? A. He got a little behind in his
7/1/82
utcsrgv!newman
6/30/82
bad ones
(Sorry, only one ethnic group fits here...) Why were so many black soldiers killed in the trenches in
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bad ones
(Sorry, only one ethnic group fits here...) Why were so many black soldiers killed in the trenches in
6/30/82
sdcsvax!davidson
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utcsrgv!donald
3
6/30/82
2 bad ones
Here are some even worse ones: Q: What do you get when you bury a black person up to his neck? A:
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2 bad ones
Here are some even worse ones: Q: What do you get when you bury a black person up to his neck? A:
6/30/82
duke!ndd
6/29/82
Real Man
Q. How does a Real Man trim his pubic hair? A. With a Weed Eater.
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Real Man
Q. How does a Real Man trim his pubic hair? A. With a Weed Eater.
6/29/82
duke!ndd
6/29/82
Real Woman
Q. How can you recognize a Real Woman? A. Her vibrator has a kick-starter.
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Real Woman
Q. How can you recognize a Real Woman? A. Her vibrator has a kick-starter.
6/29/82
utcsrgv!jrc
6/29/82
Honda!
John was having difficulty with his digestion. It seems that he was farting frequently, and each time
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Honda!
John was having difficulty with his digestion. It seems that he was farting frequently, and each time
6/29/82
watmath!jcwinterton
6/29/82
Metrification.
With all this conversion to metric going on, they are even getting into the bedroom by insisting that
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Metrification.
With all this conversion to metric going on, they are even getting into the bedroom by insisting that
6/29/82
vax1!dan
6/29/82
Three engineers
One day, three engineers were discussing religion. (They were, by the way, a mechanical engineer, an
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Three engineers
One day, three engineers were discussing religion. (They were, by the way, a mechanical engineer, an
6/29/82
duke!mar
6/28/82
Limerick in Poor Taste
Here's another original from that limerick party held last year in Evanston, Illinois... A
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Limerick in Poor Taste
Here's another original from that limerick party held last year in Evanston, Illinois... A
6/28/82
unc!smb
6/28/82
mice
Why do mice have such small balls? Because not many of them know how to dance.
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mice
Why do mice have such small balls? Because not many of them know how to dance.
6/28/82
watmath!rvpalliende
6/28/82
What is it? (in questionable taste)
Arafat's is said to be long. Haig's is said to be short. The Pope never uses his. Women use
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What is it? (in questionable taste)
Arafat's is said to be long. Haig's is said to be short. The Pope never uses his. Women use
6/28/82
cca!mickey
6/28/82
Another Aggie joke
I heard this one from our sales rep in Houston, so the credit (or lack of) goes to him..... Why is
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Another Aggie joke
I heard this one from our sales rep in Houston, so the credit (or lack of) goes to him..... Why is
6/28/82
nwuxc!crom
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ihuxq!genesis
2
6/28/82
Kool Night
Q: What do a refrigeration repair specialist and a walrus have in common? A: They both are looking
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Kool Night
Q: What do a refrigeration repair specialist and a walrus have in common? A: They both are looking
6/28/82
nwuxc!crom
6/28/82
New Dial System
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE USE OF THE NEW DIAL SYSTEM The letters on the dial are sometimes confusing to
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New Dial System
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE USE OF THE NEW DIAL SYSTEM The letters on the dial are sometimes confusing to
6/28/82
nwuxc!crom
6/28/82
Greetings from Santa
GREETINGS I am sending this card to tell you That high taxes have taken away The things that I really
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Greetings from Santa
GREETINGS I am sending this card to tell you That high taxes have taken away The things that I really
6/28/82
katic@sri-unix
6/28/82
Asimov's limericks
1 2 3 4 5 The books are titled "Letcherous Limericks" and "More Letecherous Limericks
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Asimov's limericks
1 2 3 4 5 The books are titled "Letcherous Limericks" and "More Letecherous Limericks
6/28/82
ihldt!johnw
6/28/82
another taste-less joke
Another in the continuing series of " 69 " jokes - - Q: what is 77 A: same thing as 69,
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another taste-less joke
Another in the continuing series of " 69 " jokes - - Q: what is 77 A: same thing as 69,
6/28/82
philabs!ajl
6/28/82
Royal Family
Did you know that Charles and Diana will most likely name the new prince 'Upton' and they
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Royal Family
Did you know that Charles and Diana will most likely name the new prince 'Upton' and they
6/28/82
ihuxn!maw
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pyuxcc!djj
2
6/28/82
A Limerick
A slightly different version is: There was a young man from Moline Who invented a fucking machine
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A Limerick
A slightly different version is: There was a young man from Moline Who invented a fucking machine
6/28/82
uiucdcs!holland
6/28/82
ticky matter - (nf)
#N:uiucdcs:18000003:000:57 uiucdcs!holland Jun 24 18:22:00 1982 Captain Hook was a veterinarian's
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ticky matter - (nf)
#N:uiucdcs:18000003:000:57 uiucdcs!holland Jun 24 18:22:00 1982 Captain Hook was a veterinarian's
6/28/82
decvax!aps
6/27/82
Bumper stickers
How about Have you kissed your UNIX today? How about If UNIX was outlawed, only VAX's would run
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Bumper stickers
How about Have you kissed your UNIX today? How about If UNIX was outlawed, only VAX's would run
6/27/82
tekid!garey
6/27/82
more 69s
What's the square root of -69? i eight something.
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more 69s
What's the square root of -69? i eight something.
6/27/82
philabs!ajl
6/27/82
another lightbulb joke
How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. " ...........you go out
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another lightbulb joke
How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. " ...........you go out
6/27/82
philabs!ajl
6/27/82
b-b joke
Everyone knows how little kids like to terrorize their mothers when they're home for the summer.
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b-b joke
Everyone knows how little kids like to terrorize their mothers when they're home for the summer.
6/27/82
philabs!ajl
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philabs!guest
2
6/27/82
limerick.q
There once was a girl named Jill, Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, In
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limerick.q
There once was a girl named Jill, Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, In
6/27/82
