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do...@ism780.uucp

1/10/87

Brings to mind the LA Times TV listing for that *true* classic motion picture, "The Attack of

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Brings to mind the LA Times TV listing for that *true* classic motion picture, "The Attack of

1/10/87

12/6/86

Here's a cute little play on words I came across a few years ago. I haven't seen it lately,

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Here's a cute little play on words I came across a few years ago. I haven't seen it lately,

12/6/86

gawi...@watdragon.uucp

12/2/86

**** My sister told me this one a LONG time ago: Why did the Pillsbury Girl get pregnant? Because the

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**** My sister told me this one a LONG time ago: Why did the Pillsbury Girl get pregnant? Because the

12/2/86

11/27/86

------------------------------------------------------------------ From: American Medical News,

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------------------------------------------------------------------ From: American Medical News,

11/27/86

vij...@jason.berkeley.edu.uucp

11/27/86

Thanksgiving Turkey: Free

< Credit to Ruth Schaefer > <[H[J(A)0[?4h[?5l[m [3;53H | |[4;53H | |[5;53H | |[6;53H | | [7;

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Thanksgiving Turkey: Free

< Credit to Ruth Schaefer > <[H[J(A)0[?4h[?5l[m [3;53H | |[4;53H | |[5;53H | |[6;53H | | [7;

11/27/86

da...@felix.uucp

11/26/86

>In article <2...@aecom2.UUCP> win...@aecom2.UUCP writes: >>I love going into a Baskin

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>In article <2...@aecom2.UUCP> win...@aecom2.UUCP writes: >>I love going into a Baskin

11/26/86

Larry Lippman, … mike knudsen13

11/26/86

Brain-damaged Terminal Contest

> I don't consider the 33-ASR to be brain-damaged, and there will > always be a fond place

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Brain-damaged Terminal Contest

> I don't consider the 33-ASR to be brain-damaged, and there will > always be a fond place

11/26/86

sc...@utcs.uucp

11/26/86

MEMO TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to insure that we continue

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MEMO TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to insure that we continue

11/26/86

j...@imagen.uucp

11/26/86

Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood

*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** --- Consider it done. News Item: Iranian arms money to

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Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood

*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** --- Consider it done. News Item: Iranian arms money to

11/26/86

tev...@nugipsy.uucp

11/24/86

Some jokes (offensive to everyone [ rot13 (I hope) ] )

> > A truck driver was driving down the road one day and sees a > hippie hitch-hiking. The

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Some jokes (offensive to everyone [ rot13 (I hope) ] )

> > A truck driver was driving down the road one day and sees a > hippie hitch-hiking. The

11/24/86

10/30/86

Announcing EMACS

I received the following a couple of days ago: Date: 27 Oct 86 14:14 PST From: Shrag...@Xerox.COM

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Announcing EMACS

I received the following a couple of days ago: Date: 27 Oct 86 14:14 PST From: Shrag...@Xerox.COM

10/30/86

10/24/86

Q: What are white, pudgy and model set theory? A: The Pillsbury Topoi.

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Q: What are white, pudgy and model set theory? A: The Pillsbury Topoi.

10/24/86

Tom Frauenhofer

10/14/86

The USENET Song

[Et tu, line-eater?] *** The USENET Song *** Words: Throat Warbler Mangrove Music: Willy Nielson-

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The USENET Song

[Et tu, line-eater?] *** The USENET Song *** Words: Throat Warbler Mangrove Music: Willy Nielson-

10/14/86

Alex Cannon, … James Sutton5

10/14/86

Mouse Season: Your Assistance is Requested

> Ok people, it's starting to get cold outside, and you know what *that* means: > >

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Mouse Season: Your Assistance is Requested

> Ok people, it's starting to get cold outside, and you know what *that* means: > >

10/14/86

Michael Hermann, … Michael A. Thompson5

10/14/86

newspeak, innovative use of a term long abused. - offensive to you? Maybe - it could be, it could not be. You pays your money and you takes your chances. (rot 13)

Va negvpyr <6...@avxr.HHPC> xnh...@bevba.HHPC (Ovyy Xnhszna) jevgrf: >Va negvpyr <425@

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newspeak, innovative use of a term long abused. - offensive to you? Maybe - it could be, it could not be. You pays your money and you takes your chances. (rot 13)

Va negvpyr <6...@avxr.HHPC> xnh...@bevba.HHPC (Ovyy Xnhszna) jevgrf: >Va negvpyr <425@

10/14/86

jo...@bcsaic.uucp

10/8/86

Philosophy and Axotl

The Philosopher's Song (- the Monty Python Crew) (sing with Rousing Australian Gusto) Emannuel

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Philosophy and Axotl

The Philosopher's Song (- the Monty Python Crew) (sing with Rousing Australian Gusto) Emannuel

10/8/86

Wes Morgan, … Karl Olguin29

10/2/86

Brother Jed returns to UKentucky with a vengeance!

All of this talk on the net about Bro. Jed got me to wondering,, "Whoo is this guy?" Suonds

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Brother Jed returns to UKentucky with a vengeance!

All of this talk on the net about Bro. Jed got me to wondering,, "Whoo is this guy?" Suonds

10/2/86

10/2/86

What is a Unix Wizard?

[I ran across these on a Unix salesman's wall and haven't seen them posted before. I modified

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What is a Unix Wizard?

[I ran across these on a Unix salesman's wall and haven't seen them posted before. I modified

10/2/86

9/29/86

Maxwell House Slogan

>In article <1...@csustan.UUCP> sm...@csustan.UUCP (Scott Hazen Mueller) writes: >>In

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Maxwell House Slogan

>In article <1...@csustan.UUCP> sm...@csustan.UUCP (Scott Hazen Mueller) writes: >>In

9/29/86

9/28/86

Why idealists make good accountants.

> INNING: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 TOTAL > IDEALISTS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 > REALISTS 1 1 0 4 3 1 2 0

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Why idealists make good accountants.

> INNING: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 TOTAL > IDEALISTS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 > REALISTS 1 1 0 4 3 1 2 0

9/28/86

ar...@lymph.dec.com, … Jeff Winslow5

9/26/86

The AMAZING Bro Jed!

In article <28...@sdcc6.ucsd.EDU> ir...@sdcc6.UUCP () writes: >In article <53...@decwrl.DEC

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The AMAZING Bro Jed!

In article <28...@sdcc6.ucsd.EDU> ir...@sdcc6.UUCP () writes: >In article <53...@decwrl.DEC

9/26/86

Tom Slone [(415)486-5954]

9/25/86

Reaganism of the Month

"Democracies do not spend a lot of money on arms, build large armies or invade or destabilize

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Reaganism of the Month

"Democracies do not spend a lot of money on arms, build large armies or invade or destabilize

9/25/86

Alex Cannon, Samuel P. Ranger2

9/24/86

In article <14...@bu-cs.bu-cs.BU.EDU> a...@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex W. Cannon) writes: > >Yep,

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In article <14...@bu-cs.bu-cs.BU.EDU> a...@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex W. Cannon) writes: > >Yep,

9/24/86

Wayne Cook, … David Krause4

9/23/86

Rowing through the fog

In article <51...@dartvax.UUCP>, viz...@dartvax.UUCP (Todd Krein) writes: > > In article

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Rowing through the fog

In article <51...@dartvax.UUCP>, viz...@dartvax.UUCP (Todd Krein) writes: > > In article

9/23/86

Maarten Veerman

9/23/86

The "Brain Drain"

Everytime a Canadian moves to the USA.. The average intelligence of BOTH countries goes up! ---------

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The "Brain Drain"

Everytime a Canadian moves to the USA.. The average intelligence of BOTH countries goes up! ---------

9/23/86

9/22/86

True Newspaper Ad

The full text of an ad in the Toronto Globe & Mail on Saturday September 20, 1986: TO THE 12

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True Newspaper Ad

The full text of an ad in the Toronto Globe & Mail on Saturday September 20, 1986: TO THE 12

9/22/86

9/22/86

a small town in southern France

> j...@princeton.UUCP (Jeffrey Westbrook) >> throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop) >> ...

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a small town in southern France

> j...@princeton.UUCP (Jeffrey Westbrook) >> throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop) >> ...

9/22/86

9/18/86

New chip under development

Engineers at Notre Dame University are creating a new single- chip CPU which will execute one BILLION

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New chip under development

Engineers at Notre Dame University are creating a new single- chip CPU which will execute one BILLION

9/18/86

den...@cit-vax.uucp

9/16/86

Aero Mexico and Shuttle - offensive to Albanian coal miners with short dicks

[ Note: this is not the owner of this account posting this. The owner of the account has no idea we

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Aero Mexico and Shuttle - offensive to Albanian coal miners with short dicks

[ Note: this is not the owner of this account posting this. The owner of the account has no idea we

9/16/86

9/11/86

Somehow This Struck Me As Funny...

My wife found an advertisement in her new Miles Kimball catalog for a Nativity scene in which the

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Somehow This Struck Me As Funny...

My wife found an advertisement in her new Miles Kimball catalog for a Nativity scene in which the

9/11/86

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