net.jokes

Brings to mind the LA Times TV listing for that *true* classic motion picture, "The Attack of

Here's a cute little play on words I came across a few years ago. I haven't seen it lately,

**** My sister told me this one a LONG time ago: Why did the Pillsbury Girl get pregnant? Because the

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>In article <2...@aecom2.UUCP> win...@aecom2.UUCP writes: >>I love going into a Baskin

> I don't consider the 33-ASR to be brain-damaged, and there will > always be a fond place

MEMO TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to insure that we continue

*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** --- Consider it done. News Item: Iranian arms money to

> > A truck driver was driving down the road one day and sees a > hippie hitch-hiking. The

I received the following a couple of days ago: Date: 27 Oct 86 14:14 PST From: Shrag...@Xerox.COM

Q: What are white, pudgy and model set theory? A: The Pillsbury Topoi.

[Et tu, line-eater?] *** The USENET Song *** Words: Throat Warbler Mangrove Music: Willy Nielson-

> Ok people, it's starting to get cold outside, and you know what *that* means: > >

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The Philosopher's Song (- the Monty Python Crew) (sing with Rousing Australian Gusto) Emannuel

All of this talk on the net about Bro. Jed got me to wondering,, "Whoo is this guy?" Suonds

[I ran across these on a Unix salesman's wall and haven't seen them posted before. I modified

>In article <1...@csustan.UUCP> sm...@csustan.UUCP (Scott Hazen Mueller) writes: >>In

> INNING: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 TOTAL > IDEALISTS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 > REALISTS 1 1 0 4 3 1 2 0

In article <28...@sdcc6.ucsd.EDU> ir...@sdcc6.UUCP () writes: >In article <53...@decwrl.DEC

"Democracies do not spend a lot of money on arms, build large armies or invade or destabilize

In article <14...@bu-cs.bu-cs.BU.EDU> a...@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex W. Cannon) writes: > >Yep,

In article <51...@dartvax.UUCP>, viz...@dartvax.UUCP (Todd Krein) writes: > > In article

Everytime a Canadian moves to the USA.. The average intelligence of BOTH countries goes up! ---------

The full text of an ad in the Toronto Globe & Mail on Saturday September 20, 1986: TO THE 12

> j...@princeton.UUCP (Jeffrey Westbrook) >> throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop) >> ...

Engineers at Notre Dame University are creating a new single- chip CPU which will execute one BILLION

[ Note: this is not the owner of this account posting this. The owner of the account has no idea we

My wife found an advertisement in her new Miles Kimball catalog for a Nativity scene in which the