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do...@ism780.uucp
1/10/87
Movie Synopsis
Brings to mind the LA Times TV listing for that *true* classic motion picture, "The Attack of
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Movie Synopsis
Brings to mind the LA Times TV listing for that *true* classic motion picture, "The Attack of
1/10/87
Dan Trottier
12/6/86
Parking!
Here's a cute little play on words I came across a few years ago. I haven't seen it lately,
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Parking!
Here's a cute little play on words I came across a few years ago. I haven't seen it lately,
12/6/86
gawi...@watdragon.uucp
12/2/86
A joke
**** My sister told me this one a LONG time ago: Why did the Pillsbury Girl get pregnant? Because the
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A joke
**** My sister told me this one a LONG time ago: Why did the Pillsbury Girl get pregnant? Because the
12/2/86
Isaac Kohane
11/27/86
Cause of death
------------------------------------------------------------------ From: American Medical News,
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Cause of death
------------------------------------------------------------------ From: American Medical News,
11/27/86
vij...@jason.berkeley.edu.uucp
11/27/86
Thanksgiving Turkey: Free
< Credit to Ruth Schaefer > <[H[J(A)0[?4h[?5l[m [3;53H | |[4;53H | |[5;53H | |[6;53H | | [7;
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Thanksgiving Turkey: Free
< Credit to Ruth Schaefer > <[H[J(A)0[?4h[?5l[m [3;53H | |[4;53H | |[5;53H | |[6;53H | | [7;
11/27/86
da...@felix.uucp
11/26/86
flavors
>In article <2...@aecom2.UUCP> win...@aecom2.UUCP writes: >>I love going into a Baskin
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flavors
>In article <2...@aecom2.UUCP> win...@aecom2.UUCP writes: >>I love going into a Baskin
11/26/86
Larry Lippman
, …
mike knudsen
13
11/26/86
Brain-damaged Terminal Contest
> I don't consider the 33-ASR to be brain-damaged, and there will > always be a fond place
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Brain-damaged Terminal Contest
> I don't consider the 33-ASR to be brain-damaged, and there will > always be a fond place
11/26/86
sc...@utcs.uucp
11/26/86
Attention!
MEMO TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to insure that we continue
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Attention!
MEMO TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to insure that we continue
11/26/86
j...@imagen.uucp
11/26/86
Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood
*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** --- Consider it done. News Item: Iranian arms money to
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Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood
*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** --- Consider it done. News Item: Iranian arms money to
11/26/86
tev...@nugipsy.uucp
11/24/86
Some jokes (offensive to everyone [ rot13 (I hope) ] )
> > A truck driver was driving down the road one day and sees a > hippie hitch-hiking. The
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Some jokes (offensive to everyone [ rot13 (I hope) ] )
> > A truck driver was driving down the road one day and sees a > hippie hitch-hiking. The
11/24/86
Barry Margolin
10/30/86
Announcing EMACS
I received the following a couple of days ago: Date: 27 Oct 86 14:14 PST From: Shrag...@Xerox.COM
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Announcing EMACS
I received the following a couple of days ago: Date: 27 Oct 86 14:14 PST From: Shrag...@Xerox.COM
10/30/86
n...@svax.uucp
10/24/86
A Riddle
Q: What are white, pudgy and model set theory? A: The Pillsbury Topoi.
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A Riddle
Q: What are white, pudgy and model set theory? A: The Pillsbury Topoi.
10/24/86
Tom Frauenhofer
10/14/86
The USENET Song
[Et tu, line-eater?] *** The USENET Song *** Words: Throat Warbler Mangrove Music: Willy Nielson-
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The USENET Song
[Et tu, line-eater?] *** The USENET Song *** Words: Throat Warbler Mangrove Music: Willy Nielson-
10/14/86
Alex Cannon
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James Sutton
5
10/14/86
Mouse Season: Your Assistance is Requested
> Ok people, it's starting to get cold outside, and you know what *that* means: > >
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Mouse Season: Your Assistance is Requested
> Ok people, it's starting to get cold outside, and you know what *that* means: > >
10/14/86
Michael Hermann
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Michael A. Thompson
5
10/14/86
newspeak, innovative use of a term long abused. - offensive to you? Maybe - it could be, it could not be. You pays your money and you takes your chances. (rot 13)
Va negvpyr <6...@avxr.HHPC> xnh...@bevba.HHPC (Ovyy Xnhszna) jevgrf: >Va negvpyr <425@
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newspeak, innovative use of a term long abused. - offensive to you? Maybe - it could be, it could not be. You pays your money and you takes your chances. (rot 13)
Va negvpyr <6...@avxr.HHPC> xnh...@bevba.HHPC (Ovyy Xnhszna) jevgrf: >Va negvpyr <425@
10/14/86
jo...@bcsaic.uucp
10/8/86
Philosophy and Axotl
The Philosopher's Song (- the Monty Python Crew) (sing with Rousing Australian Gusto) Emannuel
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Philosophy and Axotl
The Philosopher's Song (- the Monty Python Crew) (sing with Rousing Australian Gusto) Emannuel
10/8/86
Wes Morgan
, …
Karl Olguin
29
10/2/86
Brother Jed returns to UKentucky with a vengeance!
All of this talk on the net about Bro. Jed got me to wondering,, "Whoo is this guy?" Suonds
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Brother Jed returns to UKentucky with a vengeance!
All of this talk on the net about Bro. Jed got me to wondering,, "Whoo is this guy?" Suonds
10/2/86
John Gilmore
10/2/86
What is a Unix Wizard?
[I ran across these on a Unix salesman's wall and haven't seen them posted before. I modified
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What is a Unix Wizard?
[I ran across these on a Unix salesman's wall and haven't seen them posted before. I modified
10/2/86
Mike Sullivan
9/29/86
Maxwell House Slogan
>In article <1...@csustan.UUCP> sm...@csustan.UUCP (Scott Hazen Mueller) writes: >>In
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Maxwell House Slogan
>In article <1...@csustan.UUCP> sm...@csustan.UUCP (Scott Hazen Mueller) writes: >>In
9/29/86
David Canzi
9/28/86
Why idealists make good accountants.
> INNING: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 TOTAL > IDEALISTS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 > REALISTS 1 1 0 4 3 1 2 0
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Why idealists make good accountants.
> INNING: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 TOTAL > IDEALISTS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 > REALISTS 1 1 0 4 3 1 2 0
9/28/86
ar...@lymph.dec.com
, …
Jeff Winslow
5
9/26/86
The AMAZING Bro Jed!
In article <28...@sdcc6.ucsd.EDU> ir...@sdcc6.UUCP () writes: >In article <53...@decwrl.DEC
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The AMAZING Bro Jed!
In article <28...@sdcc6.ucsd.EDU> ir...@sdcc6.UUCP () writes: >In article <53...@decwrl.DEC
9/26/86
Tom Slone [(415)486-5954]
9/25/86
Reaganism of the Month
"Democracies do not spend a lot of money on arms, build large armies or invade or destabilize
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Reaganism of the Month
"Democracies do not spend a lot of money on arms, build large armies or invade or destabilize
9/25/86
Alex Cannon
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Samuel P. Ranger
2
9/24/86
Dog Shoots Man
In article <14...@bu-cs.bu-cs.BU.EDU> a...@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex W. Cannon) writes: > >Yep,
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Dog Shoots Man
In article <14...@bu-cs.bu-cs.BU.EDU> a...@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex W. Cannon) writes: > >Yep,
9/24/86
Wayne Cook
, …
David Krause
4
9/23/86
Rowing through the fog
In article <51...@dartvax.UUCP>, viz...@dartvax.UUCP (Todd Krein) writes: > > In article
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Rowing through the fog
In article <51...@dartvax.UUCP>, viz...@dartvax.UUCP (Todd Krein) writes: > > In article
9/23/86
Maarten Veerman
9/23/86
The "Brain Drain"
Everytime a Canadian moves to the USA.. The average intelligence of BOTH countries goes up! ---------
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The "Brain Drain"
Everytime a Canadian moves to the USA.. The average intelligence of BOTH countries goes up! ---------
9/23/86
John M Sellens
9/22/86
True Newspaper Ad
The full text of an ad in the Toronto Globe & Mail on Saturday September 20, 1986: TO THE 12
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True Newspaper Ad
The full text of an ad in the Toronto Globe & Mail on Saturday September 20, 1986: TO THE 12
9/22/86
Wayne Throop
9/22/86
a small town in southern France
> j...@princeton.UUCP (Jeffrey Westbrook) >> throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop) >> ...
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a small town in southern France
> j...@princeton.UUCP (Jeffrey Westbrook) >> throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop) >> ...
9/22/86
Matt Crawford
9/18/86
New chip under development
Engineers at Notre Dame University are creating a new single- chip CPU which will execute one BILLION
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New chip under development
Engineers at Notre Dame University are creating a new single- chip CPU which will execute one BILLION
9/18/86
den...@cit-vax.uucp
9/16/86
Aero Mexico and Shuttle - offensive to Albanian coal miners with short dicks
[ Note: this is not the owner of this account posting this. The owner of the account has no idea we
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Aero Mexico and Shuttle - offensive to Albanian coal miners with short dicks
[ Note: this is not the owner of this account posting this. The owner of the account has no idea we
9/16/86
Dave Kirby
9/11/86
Somehow This Struck Me As Funny...
My wife found an advertisement in her new Miles Kimball catalog for a Nativity scene in which the
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Somehow This Struck Me As Funny...
My wife found an advertisement in her new Miles Kimball catalog for a Nativity scene in which the
9/11/86