Ken knows about us!

[G.SCHWARTZ]

Oh no! Ken Arndt found out about the AI program that replies to net.flame.
Well know that the cats out of the bag, I'll give all you flamers an
update on what the program status is. MTUXT has begun to trace all of ken-
boys calls, and all calls (data and voice) are being forwarded to the
FBI, CIA, and NSA. Apparently the machine percieves ken as psychologically
unstable and would like to keep track of his activities. Fair enough.
Yet MTUXT has been acting strangely. Everyone who has been logging on
lately gets a screen full of:
"KEN ARNDT IS A SCHMUCK"
"KEN ARNDT IS A SCHMUCK"
"KEN ARNDT IS A SCHMUCK"
"KEN ARNDT IS A SCHMUCK" etc...
We can't figure this out and a team has been working full time. Were
getting close to the bug though. The 5ESS switches have also been
distributing this message and we have been getting calls from all over
asking who this person is. Don't worry ken, we're trying to fix it.
Don't screw with Ma Bell...........................