Why does a
sardar study in front of mirror?
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1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sumone to keep an eye on him.....
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Sardar's dad died and he was crying after a
couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.
Friend: - What happened now?
Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
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Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai mujhe yeh packet
deliver karne ke liye 5 mile chalna pada.
Sardarji: - Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........
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Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere kyu nehi...
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NASA ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste
se wapas aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole...: Aaj “AMAWAS" hai chand to nahi hoga.......
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If sardar want to dial 9449494494...
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Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rhi hai
Police: kon de rha hai
sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge......
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Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle suddenly he
saw a snake hanging on d tree
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Sardar goes little closer 2 that tree near the snake
And he said: "eise latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo
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Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train Itane me
PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag ke train me chad gaya aur wife se
bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad jana ....
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One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months...
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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
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Santa: Ab theek hi hogi, kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..
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...arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi
joke chahiye tumhe...
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jaan lelo ge kya bechare
sardaron ki...
hahaha…. J J J
