Terrorist Threat and Critique
Mister_George
text file is from ISLAMIC JIHAD (Al-Qaida) - discovered at Yahoo
Groups:
(so I'll assume my normal pedagogical duties and point out their errors
in spelling, parenthetical use and literary style - comments and
suggestions from fellow educators are always welcome of course)
OK - HERE WE GO: (hold onto your hat <or turban as the case may be>!)
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In the name of God the almighty (heck, what happened to "Allah, the
Merciful, the Compassionate" - "God the Almighty" sounds SO CATHOLIC!?)
It is insane avoiding (I think he meant "to avoid") reading the
following words with out ("without" is one word not two) (s)aving (I
think he wanted to say "reaching" or even "attaining" here and he
forgot the "s" in "saving" as well - but we all make typos, so let's be
kind about this, this poor child may just be undernourished or in dire
need of his morning dose of Prozac) a clear, wise and fast decision.
As soon as (it is?) possible because time is a critical element in the
coming
attack and is more important than any time in human history. (there is
no subject in this sentence - "As soon as IT is possible" of whatever
"It" they are thinking of would be better - I'm not sure, it makes no
sense)
We can tell you that the wire (WHAT WIRE??!?) has been led up and it's
in its final stages and nothing will stop it but God and the wisdom of
the Arab
rules and the non Arab rules, (I think he means 'rulers' but cannot
spell it) we can tell you that we are people from you and with in
("WITHIN" is one word!) you, planning with you and have knowledge of
all your planes. (Does he mean "plans" or is he just obsessed with the
thrill of airplanes?)
We warn you that time is running (out?) fast (there should either be a
".", a "," or a ";" here these are two sentences) so fast that it's
getting harder
to turn out ("put out"?) the led fire in the wire. (What is this "led
fire"? - does he mean "fire that is led" or has he just misspelled
'lead' - I assume he wants to think that he is 'leading' this fire -
but in a wire?)
And the out come ("outcome" is also one word) of the attack will be
unbelievable and unexpected to you. (I think he means "For you")
Upon that any wrong move the administration takes in directing its
policy will lead you to the cave of darkness (there are lighted caves?)
And that's the name of the coming operation that will stop the (9) and
their people and destroy them forever, although we apologize from now
(does he mean "for now"?) to the human race from the hardship that will
affect them as an aftermath to the attack, but it is a less hardship
for us than to see
continents slaved, ("Enslave" Arsehole - forgive my language, but this
is really irritating!) we apologize in advance to the American people
and to the European community's but you have stud ("STOOD" you
semi-literate moron!) hand in hand with your governments and left the
Jews take control of the rest of the world. (so you apologize before
killing folks? - how enlightened!)
The childish playing with earth is not a simple thing, we know that
and we plane ("PLAN" - for God's Sake! - but he's got 'planes' on the
brain) things very carefully (there also should be a ";" or a "-" here)
more careful ("CAREFULLY"!) than you could ever imagine and also
assessed the deaths expected and their numbers that humanity can take.
(that is terribly considerate!)
You know that order number 8 been issued, but you don't know
that we know, and now we tell you and now you know. (Gee - you told me
so now I know - that conclusion is truly pedantic! - But of course, who
amongst us shall ever forget Order Number 7,6,5,4,3,2, or 1?)
And this order is the last life line ("Lifeline" is also one word) and
the only chance to drop ("pour" would be a lot clearer) cold water on
the led wire, (Come on DUDE! - what the HELL is this 'led wire'?) so
let it be that your answer to us ("will"?) be fast and with actions
from the highest levels in the American administration, and know that
we will be all (the "all" is superfluous) open ears to you and we will
be up to date with your answer once you have decided to take the right
decision from your side. (this is about the worst grammar I have ever
seen - but I believe he's telling us that they all watch CNN!)
We know that you didn't go on doing to the world what your ("you're"! -
Sheesh!) doing with out ("Without" is ONE WORD TOO!) a long and well
study, ("a well study" - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!? - did he mean "a lot
of study" or possibly "considerable cogitation"?) but we tell you that
you don't have much time with us and we wont ("won't"!) accept any
further thinking or more time, (a ',' here is improper use - a ";" or a
"-" is required - but I have NO DOUBT that he cannot accept "further
thinking" or is capable of any at all) you have started this war not
us! (OF COURSE - since it was the JEWS that flew those planes into WTC
on 09/11/2001 - right?)
We highly (I would have used 'urgently' or "immediately" here) request
that the final decision that will come out comes from highly respected
people in the administration due to the high boiling point that has
(been!) reached now and the possibility of stopping this wheel (what
happened to that "wire"?)is still on (I think he means "still
possible", though 'plausible' would be sufficient) and is not
impossible and you know what we mean. (the "Wheel is still on and
everyone knows what you mean? - WOW - these guys smoke some REALLY
GREAT DOPE!)
Upon ("With"?) the following facts mentioned, you know our demands
well, but we
will put them down again so that the world will forgive us for what
will happen soon (I assume he means "about to do") due to your
arrogance and childish acts of dictatorship and your love of being
under the Jewish rule being slaved ("Enslaved" Clown!) under them under
all kinds of names.
We here by ("Hereby" is also ONE WORD!) say, (I would have used
"announce" here - it sound far more 'official' - "Proclaim" would be
even better - 'say' is rather trite) our demands are real and what we
ask for is ours, and we wont ("won't"! - Sheesh) pull back on the real
Christians or Jews,(once again, a comma or semicolon is required here)
they will find us to be a nation that has believed in God and our
religion Islam (there should be a comma here) which is the last
religion (another comma) will haven them all under its wings ("haven"?
Does the author mean 'protect', "shelter"?) and will give them more
than what they have got (GOTTEN - DUDE!) from any other religion
although we don't believe that any other religion beside the three
religions is right. (You are prejudiced against Hindus and Buddhists
too?)
(Ok - now here come their DEMANDS! - which we MUST MEET OR DIE! - so
take a deep breath, yawn, and read on...)
Our demands,
1. The complete and right away (Does he mean 'Immediate"?) stop of your
(masked) invasion of our Islamic lands in any part of the world east or
west.(the use of
"right away stop" is the sort of language a child in kindergarten would
use!)
2. Taking out the (illegal (another typo, the bracket) immigrants that
came back to the land of Palestine) which you have records of (no
sentence or phrase punctuation again) all of them in your archives.
3. The return of all the Muslim money stolen in (Gold) not in any kind
of money note. As we have mentioned to you before. (what monies? These
lazy bums never worked a DAY in their life! - and he won't TAKE
VISA?!?!??)
4. The returning ("RETURN!") of the old borders known to you and (did
he mean to use "as" here?) we press on the northern borders.
5. The release of all our prisoners in your jails whom you know and we
know only. (of course - all of the criminals I know demand 'release'
from jail)
6. The dismantle (DISMANTLING! - but I think he means either
'involvement' or mediation) of the so called (United Nations and its
council) in an international decision. (or does he mean the dissolution
of the UN - a good idea for once!)
7. We share with you the importance of water and oil and we (this
second 'we' ought to be omitted) share the idea of it staying as it is
but the pricing of oil is ("Will be"?) left to us and we promise you to
("that we will"?) make it available at a reasonable price for poor and
for (that last "For" ought to be omitted) rich nations. (this is a
rather contumelious hermeneutic, since there is NO OIL in "Palestine" -
but who knows!?)
. we (this punctuation is atrocious, but I've reproduced it "as is"!)
here by ("HEREBY" is one word!) advise you to take (does he mean "make"
and can't spell it?) fast decisions to stop order number 8, (which I
assume is even worse than "Love Potion Number 9") it's the thin line
between us and you, and you have to ("must" or "are required" would be
a lot better) answer us as soon as possible, as we told you before the
glass of cold water is with (with what?) in your hands and the wire
(huh? - maybe he means some sort of snake?) is in front of you in its
final stage to ("of"?) destroying what you have built for years in
secret but God has made us be your stopping mountain that appeared upon
you, the daylight nightmare that will stand against you, and we know
that the smartest
in you wont be able to discover how to drop the glass of cold water on
our wire (I am beginning to suspect he really means "FIRE" but does not
know how to spell it!) with out our help, but you will be forced even
if you don't
want to. (this sentence structure is horrible - but if you've read any
of those Islamic "Fatwas" this is not surprising - they all use this
rambling and nearly incomprehensible style) We have given you the
solution, so either you are with us or against us, (He STOLE OUR LINE!)
that's your way of thinking isn't it! But we know that you are not with
us but you will be forced to be (and we have warned). (I think he meant
to say "warned you." - but just forgot) It is not in our morals (You've
got MORALS?!?!?) to attack you with such a big attack with out
(WITHOUT!) a warning, we wont ("Won't"!) do what you did to us times
and times (ought to be time and time, but many times or "with great
frequency" or even "regularity" would be a notable improvement at this
point) before under the rule of the devilish tree that was planted by
(whom you know) feeding it and giving it water with your blessings as
you enslaved your self's ("YOURSELVES"!- DAMN!) and your people under
their rule.
All you have to do now is to stand up for (I think he means "take" but
lacks a logical flow of thought - a common trait in all "Islamic"
writings) once a real stand (that "Once" should be placed here for
maximum clarity - it is being used as an adverb and should follow the
verb here) for your own good and the good of your nation and people
that will be attacked by ("A", "the"?) total ("Or the"?) destruction
(Does he mean "Destructive"?) cave of darkness, (this dude has a REAL
THING about caves) and history will re-write that your punishment was a
combined punishment of all the nations that came before you and walked
your same path. (that fine, but how can 'history re-write' an event
that has not occurred yet - but HE MAY BE A DEMOCRAT!) And you will
then cry like women in your underground caves. (I guess he thinks we're
all going to "Carlsburg Caverns" in Kentucky) <br> - this is really
funny - considering the reality of the Taliban and AQ in Afghanistan
and Pakistan - BTW - there are a lot of "Caves" in "Palestine" - some
of which they found the Dead Sea Scrolls in - I can only surmise that
this dumb joker spends a lot of time in some of them)
And it will be fair enough for you to see that for us knowing that you
will run away hiding in your underground caves, (once more, considering
events in the Tora Bora campaign of 2002 1 this is truly funny!) we
will give you a
prior (does he mean "Apriori" - how French!) few minutes (that "prior"
ought to have been placed here for clarity) notice before our blessed
attack (how can at "attack" be blessed?) so that you will be able to
watch your destruction with your own satellite as we would be by then
(Scratch the "we would be by then"!) have passed the sky's ("SKIES"! -
sheesh) of the seventh sky to heaven and your nation to the fires of
hell, (Sheesh! He's starting to sound LIKE ME!) and what and ("an" - he
spelled it wrong again) end for letting you govern them and move them
to the direction of hell (again - a disjointed thought, but the lack of
punctuation leaves the reader confused) and what a direction!
Praise to God almighty. (Come on dude! - what happened to Allah?)
Islamic Jihad Brigade
(Black Death Squad) (You don't have a "White" or "Latino" Death Squad"?
- YOU RACIST!)
8th Squad (Squad of order #8) (what happened to 1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7?)
(19/19/19/23)< (I guess this is an "Islamic" Date right? - or can't he
count?)
Daleel_Almojahid (is this someone's name or some other group? - I
really don't know)
Al-Qaida (the "Arab Queers" in the Pashtun dialect as well)
This is the educational state of the murderous goons of Islamic Jihad
and Al-Qaida. (those guys we are all supposed to be so TERRIFIED of)
>From the above writing sample we can readily ascertain that:
* They Can't read (and certainly do not understand structure or style)
* They can't write (or spell and punctuate)
* They can't compose even a simple sentence
* They cannot assemble their thoughts into a paragraph without nearly
incoherent rambling and obfuscative nonsense
* They display symptoms of serious psychosis and advanced brain damage
* They are certainly overflowing with a cheerful Bonhomie
But these Anthropoids can threaten, act like apes and murder innocent
babies.
A memorable cabal of noted Intellectuals are they not? I don't know
who the dumb slob that wrote this protracted quest in literary solecism
is, but if he's like most of these Palestinian "Terrorist" types, he
has probably spent a lot of time in prison - these clowns are simple
miscreants and it really shows in this licentious sampling of
(quasi)-rhetorical diarrhea. This fascinating farrago of odious opacity
and loquacious melange of elocution betrays a very poor education and
totally disorganized rhetorical style. Writing of this nature is also
indicative of serious mental disorders, and when teachers see this sort
of literature we get the student to the school counselor of
psychiatrist as rapidly as possible since it is indicative of serious
psychological problems and future anti-social behavior.
The autopoietic sagacity and nugatory threnody of doom that is apparent
in this letter betrays only a pusillanimous abrogation of any human
values and a cerebellum that has suffered severe cranial atrophy. 2 If
the competent litterateur will examine the writings of Khomeini,
Taymiyya, Wahhab, Muhammed Iqbal, Abu al-Mawdudi, al-Ala, Abu al-Hasan,
Sayyid Qutb and Malik Bennabi, to name only the better known
"scholars", this style of rambling jabberwocky shall be found in august
abundance. Bear in mind that MANY MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS CANNOT READ AT
ALL and many of their "Ulama" (scholars, clerics, mullahs, imams,
ayatollahs - take your choice) discovered many centuries ago that USING
LOTS OF WORDS can impress and intimidate the illiterate masses of the
"Ummah" as we can see in the defining characteristic of this Terrorist
letter. (which of course allows them to steal all of their money as
they have for 1,300 years since they happily assist the atavistic
oligarchs and greedy dictators of the Middle East to keep them
illiterate, poor and powerless - yes, the poor are the real victims of
all of this Islamist insanity and remain the real victims)
I can arrange for classes in REMEDIAL READING and WRITING for any of
these lachrymose baboons, so if anyone cares to drop me an email I
shall be glad to help - I even know a school that teaches these classes
(for 'challenged" Students - we used to call them 'retarded' but this
is no longer "PC" in educational circles) that is only two blocks from
a GAY BAR - the Terrorists would just love it.
Of course we are ALL SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIFIED! (This is Terrorism,
remember?)
Are you 'TERRIFIED"? THESE IGNORANT RETARDS CAN'T EVEN WRITE A LETTER!
(this guy may be autistic as well, so let's be nice about it shall we?)
But now that the formal literary analysis is complete - let me speak as
a TEACHER - who suffers from this ISLAMIST INSANITY and dismal dearth
of erudition? 3
THEIR CHILDREN!
So if they ONLY WILL start TEACHING THEIR KIDS TO READ AND WRITE AND
FIGURE 4 - AND FORGET THEIR LOONY and SUICIDAL "Global Jihad" ideology
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MAYBE THEY WILL LEARN HOW TO WRITE A LETTER SOME DAY!
Praise the Lord and God Bless America, Professor George M Weinert V
"Righteousness exalteth a nation, but Sin is a reproach to any People"
(Proverbs 16:34)
Georg...@hotmail.com
George...@hotmail.com
http://groups.msn.com/ConservativeNow
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/neocons/
ps - this 'letter' is pretty decent as they go - the "Official Press
Releases" of "President" Saddam Hussein, at the (now defunct) "Official
Iraqi Information Agency" site on the Web used to be a REAL BLAST (I've
lost the URL but it used to be hosted at a Server in Jordan so the
files may be around somewhere) - they were overflowing with typos,
punctuation and spelling errors - I used to write to them to point them
out, but they just did not seem to have a very good sense of humor
about it and then first had some lumpy Iraqi broad with big melons
sending me nude pictures, (which was really funny since I Can't read
that squiggly stuff they use, but I assumed she was making lewd
proposals to me in Arabic - better learn a bit eh?) then gave up and
tried to have the Iraqi Secret Police find me for the 'crime' of
"offending" the "Great Leader" who allegedly was the author of these
hysterical 'declarations' - we took care of that little problem - but
why can't these ignorant clowns HIRE a good proof reader or JUST LEARN
HOW TO USE A GOOD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CHECKER?
1 See "The Hunt for bin Laden" by Robin Moore, Simon and Schuster, 2001
for a truly amusing account of this battle and some great laughs about
"Caves" too
2 Common in "Palestine" due to chronic drug use, poor nutrition and
recurrent venereal disease
3 This does not indicate Islamic - but ISLAMIST - which is used in this
context is synonymous with Terrorist and Jihadist)
4 Instead of some medieval rubbish about "Jihad" and how to strap on a
suicide belt and blow yourself up
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