Poorly-Written Listing With Bad Puns

[Max Magee]

Reminds me of my own writing...

https://www.thefloridastar.com/articles/manor-once-owned-by-sherlock-holmes-author-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-on-sale/

Not only does it not make sense (this isn't a Sherlock's Home, this is a White Companies House), but a Study in Scarlet is a Thor Bridge too far...for a red living room.

The manor itself has an undeniable stately beauty, though:

Apparently, it's the perfect place to hold a séance if you want Doyle to visit you.
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-hampshire-63763070

Makes some sense, as it's less than a 10 minute car ride away from ACD's gravesite in Minstead, Lyndhurst—probably less, as the spirit flies.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/1524/arthur-conan-doyle

And for a song (a very expensive, £2.95 million song), it can be yours!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11402737/Eight-bedroom-country-mansion-owned-author-Sir-Arthur-Conan-Doyle-market-2-95million.html

Max