Hey all,
The announcer needs a FUNNY, one sentence, description for each player. Since people enjoy hating the members of the football team because they like football, why not make yourself useful and suggest some for us. Because we are also lacking in creativity at the moment (I don't speak for everyone, mainly myself).
Yes, I am aware that it's late and no one will see this, but I am bored and if I don't do it now I will forget.
I am attaching a google doc that everyone can edit and post their suggestions. Since I did not hear from everyone whether they are willing to subject themselves to ridicule on the forum, only those who gave their consent will be on the doc. If you want to give consent just add your name. Don't message me to do so, just add it yourself.