When the aliens in the comet DO arrive

[Jim Dukes]

from all the email i have recived the general consensious is that aliens are using
the comet as a way to get somewhere (mabey here!!)

so i have some questions

1) would it be a peacefull invasion or a war invasion

2)would the install a communist, facist, monarchy goverment or allow us to rule in the currnet
that we do (which is anarchy) ??

3)would theu belive in a religion? or a god?

4)if there soooo... superior and advacned why would visit us?

thaanx

It's All The Aliens Fault !!!!!
E.T. Go Home...... Get Your Green Little ASS Off Our Planet
E.T. Go Home...... Get Your Grey Little ASS Off Our Planet

--
i dont really have one

[Sebastian Worsztynowicz]

Jim Dukes <do...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in article
<5chgbq$b...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>...

>
> from all the email i have recived the general consensious is that aliens
are using
> the comet as a way to get somewhere (mabey here!!)
>
> so i have some questions
>
> 1) would it be a peacefull invasion or a war invasion
>
> 2)would the install a communist, facist, monarchy goverment or allow us
to rule in the currnet
> that we do (which is anarchy) ??
>
> 3)would theu belive in a religion? or a god?
>
> 4)if there soooo... superior and advacned why would visit us?

Whatever the answers to those questions may be, we're stupid enough to blow
their green asses out of our planet!!!

BTW is it really possible to travel on a comet?

--
lauwe sh'bo
s...@glo.be

[Bagheera]

The comet (Hale-Bopp) returns this way appx. every 3600 years.
Could a life-form live on a comet? Highly unlikely. Remember that the
"tail" of a comet is something that is ejected or blasted off by solar
winds, as it nears a star (in this case, our Sun.) It loses VAST
quantities of matter as it approaches, so anything on the surface would
be ejected out into space. This happens (on this particular comet)
about once every 3600 years. Not a lot of time for life to develop, to
prepare for the next time it passes by a star. So the chances of what
we call "intelligent" life living on a comet are VERY slim. But this
is based on our perception of life on Earth.

[jeff g.]

Jim Dukes (do...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
:
: from all the email i have recived the general consensious is that aliens are using

: the comet as a way to get somewhere (mabey here!!)

Despite all our pleas to use public transportation, they're coming by way
of a nasty, liquid-propulsion-guzzling cometmobile. Those inconsiderate
bastards!

:
: so i have some questions

:
: 1) would it be a peacefull invasion or a war invasion

They're coming to kick our ass. Surprise !
:
:
: 4)if there soooo... superior and advacned why would visit us?

I have two answers to this:

1) To correct your godawful spelling, or perhaps arrange a typing class.

2) It doesn't stop my in-laws.

:
: thaanx
:
You're weelcoome.

: It's All The Aliens Fault !!!!!

See, you missed another apostrophe.

: E.T. Go Home...... Get Your Green Little ASS Off Our Planet

:

[Ajay Malhotra]

In article <5chgbq$b...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>, Jim Dukes
<do...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> writes

>
>from all the email i have recived the general consensious is that aliens are
>using
>the comet as a way to get somewhere (mabey here!!)
>

>so i have some questions
>
>1) would it be a peacefull invasion or a war invasion
>

>2)would the install a communist, facist, monarchy goverment or allow us to rule
>in the currnet
>that we do (which is anarchy) ??
>
>3)would theu belive in a religion? or a god?
>

>4)if there soooo... superior and advacned why would visit us?
>

>thaanx

>
>It's All The Aliens Fault !!!!!

>E.T. Go Home...... Get Your Green Little ASS Off Our Planet
>E.T. Go Home...... Get Your Grey Little ASS Off Our Planet
>
>--
>i dont really have one
>

How the fuck do we know? Why don't you go up in a rocket and look for
aliens and then ask them those questions? How do you know aliens are
green? Unless they live in bloody shit conditions they wouldn't be grey!
--
Ajay Malhotra