Road Rage a Diesel Dyke thing

Juanita Farnsworth

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Nov 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/25/97

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Ian Rooney (at...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
> --
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>

Obviously this man has nothing to say on the topic . . . .

:)

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Aubrey Taylor

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Nov 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/25/97

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Michael DiCola (ae...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
> Juanita Farnsworth (al...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:

>> Ian Rooney (at...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
>>
>> Obviously this man has nothing to say on the topic . . . .
>

> No, no, no, Juanita... it's like the old anecdote about Abraham Lincoln
> who, when given a piece of paper with only the word "Fool!" on it,
> announced to the audience that he'd often received anonymous messages, but
> this was the first time in his life he'd ever received a signature with
> the message omitted.
>
> Ian's just letting us know, as only Ian can, that from now on he'd like us
> all to know he's a diesel dyke.
>
> I think we should laud his courage and sensitivity for choosing to come out of
> the closet in a public forum like this.
>
> Well done, Ian. I think it's important, now that you've started, to
> keep the dialogue going. Where do you buy your lovely lacy things? Inquiring
> minds wnat to know.
>
> --
> Michael J
> "My myopic view of life"
> -- Me 'n' The Barras

I think you may have missed the point. I never read Suzanne's
postings but I'm guessing that Ian's post might be referring to
her road rage thing.
Just guessing.
Aub.

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someone will tell me. A person who tells you you have to be realistic
is really saying "Be negative like me". Aubrey Taylor

Kevin McCann

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Nov 26, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/26/97

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Aubrey Taylor (ar...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:

> I think you may have missed the point. I never read Suzanne's
> postings but I'm guessing that Ian's post might be referring to
> her road rage thing.

Yes. Suzanne posted an article on road rage. The article itself wasn't so
bad ... and I have to agree with it, at least for the most part. But
Suzanne is so Suzannish by preceding the article with her typical swipes
at Men In General:

"Yup. Another 'delightful' male trait... "

Get it? It's a male trait. It is ingrained. It is a part of us. All
males are assholes behind the wheel.

With this kind of logic, one might come to the conclusion that murdering a
14-year old girl by breaking her arms, legs, and back, then throwing her
into the river is "typical female behaviour". Another Suzannism would be
to suggest that all females poison people to death simply because in the
vast majority of poisoning murders, women are the culprits. Well, this
isn't really a Suzannism. A Suzannism is an illogical, spiteful, generalizing
condemnation of a specific gender ... and it ain't female.

Suzanne Vezina

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Dec 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/6/97

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Aubrey Taylor (ar...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
> Michael DiCola (ae...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
>> Juanita Farnsworth (al...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
>>> Ian Rooney (at...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
>>>
>>> Obviously this man has nothing to say on the topic . . . .
>>
>> No, no, no, Juanita... it's like the old anecdote about Abraham Lincoln
>> who, when given a piece of paper with only the word "Fool!" on it,
>> announced to the audience that he'd often received anonymous messages, but
>> this was the first time in his life he'd ever received a signature with
>> the message omitted.
>>
>> Ian's just letting us know, as only Ian can, that from now on he'd like us
>> all to know he's a diesel dyke.
>>
>> I think we should laud his courage and sensitivity for choosing to come out of
>> the closet in a public forum like this.
>>
>> Well done, Ian. I think it's important, now that you've started, to
>> keep the dialogue going. Where do you buy your lovely lacy things? Inquiring
>> minds wnat to know.
>>
>> --
>> Michael J
>> "My myopic view of life"
>> -- Me 'n' The Barras
>

> I think you may have missed the point. I never read Suzanne's
> postings but I'm guessing that Ian's post might be referring to
> her road rage thing.

Ah, 'Aub', think you're fooling anyone? You read my posts alright. No
doubt about it.

> Just guessing.

That's obvious from most of your posts.

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sve...@sprint.ca

Suzanne Vezina

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Dec 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/6/97

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Kevin McCann (an...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:

I see your employer is still paying you to post on various ncf newsgroups
during working hours (Wednesday, Nov. 26, 9:25 a.m.). Ah, what a life,
what a life. And here McCann bitches and gripes about the teachers...

Kevin McCann

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Dec 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/8/97

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Suzanne Vezina (df...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:

> I see your employer is still paying you to post on various ncf newsgroups
> during working hours (Wednesday, Nov. 26, 9:25 a.m.). Ah, what a life,
> what a life. And here McCann bitches and gripes about the teachers...

No, my employer pays me for 37.5 hours of work per week. I put in *far*
more than that. Now, let me explain something about breaks and lunch
hours. Employers provide morning breaks, a lunch hour, and an afternoon
break to the employee and the employee uses that time as he or she wishes.

But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? Ya know why? Because
your entire life is one big huge break. At the expense of taxpayers like me.
Get your ass of the couch and stop masturbating to pictures of Edward
Woodward. Get a life.

The least you can do is thank me and the others who go to work everyday
just to pay for your pathetic, lazy, spiteful existence.

Suzanne Vezina

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Dec 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/13/97

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Kevin McCann (an...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
> Suzanne Vezina (df...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:
>
>> I see your employer is still paying you to post on various ncf newsgroups
>> during working hours (Wednesday, Nov. 26, 9:25 a.m.). Ah, what a life,
>> what a life. And here McCann bitches and gripes about the teachers...
>
> No, my employer pays me for 37.5 hours of work per week. I put in *far*
> more than that. Now, let me explain something about breaks and lunch
> hours. Employers provide morning breaks, a lunch hour, and an afternoon
> break to the employee and the employee uses that time as he or she wishes.

Now, isn't that interesting. For one thing, proves what I knew all along.
Yup. McCann DOES read my posts...snicker...knew I'd get you with that
post of mine.

Now, for another thing. You want us to believe that *you* put in *far*
more than 37.5 hours/week, while you don't give the teachers in this
province the same consideration when they say they put in many more hours
than what we've been hearing over and over. Why do you think *you're*
soooo special that we should take you at your word and not the teachers,
eh? McCann?

> But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? Ya know why? Because
> your entire life is one big huge break. At the expense of taxpayers like me.
> Get your ass of the couch and stop masturbating to pictures of Edward
> Woodward. Get a life.

Ha, ha, ha, ha... Well, same to you, there, McCann. I mean, can you
really tell me that you get that much of a kick from masturbating in front
of pictures of Mike the Knife and Preston Manning?...SNICKER...HA, HA, HA...

Damn, I love it!!! Just LOVE it!!! Now, you keep on reading my posts,
McCann...and maybe, just maybe, if you concentrate REAL hard, you'll
smarten up a tad...

Kevin McCann

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Dec 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/15/97

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Suzanne Vezina (df...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes:

> Damn, I love it!!! Just LOVE it!!! Now, you keep on reading my posts,
> McCann...and maybe, just maybe, if you concentrate REAL hard, you'll
> smarten up a tad...

Actually, Suzanne, the people who do read your posts do so because:

a) they want to see if you're *still* a bitch
b) they want to see if you have anything nice to say about anyone or anything
c) they feel so much better about themselves as a human being when
comparing themselves to you

Really, it's almost therapeutic. I compare myself to you, and I say "Ya
know, Kev, you're one swell fellow". It doesn't stop there. I look at good
ol' Ma and think "Man, I love my Mom ... imagine if she was like Suzanne
Vezina". I think about Paula, my significant other, and think about how
much I love her because she's everything you're not and not at all what
you are. So, you see, reading your posts actually makes me realize how
excellent just about anybody else is.

I even appreciate people who I used to not be so crazy about. Valerie
Pringle, BobCat Golthwaite, Bob Saget, and Roseanne are all people that I
could not stand ... yet they now seem palatable and all because of you, Suze.

So ... yah, maybe I'll just keep reading your posts ... just to remind me
of how excellent most humans are in comparison. In fact, if you keep
posting your spite and hatred, it just might get me more into the
Christmas spirit.

I could break into a Christmas carol right about now ...

Now go hide your pictures of Edward and start giving us more reasons to love.