You know you're in Canada when ....

[2mass]

Who ever wrote this thank you.It was very entertaining and I need a laugh
today.
"Karen Gordon" <ar...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
news:bdt2or$ign$1...@freenet9.carleton.ca...
> Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
>
> 50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
> New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> Canadians plant gardens.
>
>
> 40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
> Californians shiver uncontrollably
> Canadians Sunbathe.
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>
> 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
> Italian Cars won't start
> Canadians drive with the windows down
>
>
> 32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
> Distilled water freezes
> Canadian water gets thicker.
>
>
> 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
> New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
> Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
>
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> -40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> Canadians rent some videos.
>
>
> -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
> Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
> Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
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>
> -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
> Canadians pull down their earflaps.
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> -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
> Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
>
>
> -459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
> Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
> Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "
>
>
> -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
> Hell freezes over.
> The Leafs win the Cup
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[Joe Doe]

This is good
"2mass" <gat0...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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[Ed Debevic]

On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 17:44:02 -0300, "Icarus" <Stile...@canada.com>
wrote:

>No...it 'don't' sound like Karen is jealous. Just simply stating how much
>tougher the avg Canadian is but hey...everyone has an opinion.
>
>Don't forget to put your trunks on 'brown spot in the rear'.
>

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