Three Things to Ponder

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Apr 24, 2014, 10:49:27 AM4/24/14
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Three Things to Ponder

COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else think it's amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls, too. But they are unable to find 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each illegal a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

" life is too short for bad coffee"

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