Fwd: Fw: Only in Kenya

[Kenneth Omoding]

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From: SYRUS MUTUA <kitmut...@yahoo.com>
Date: Feb 18, 2010 3:51 AM
Subject: Fw: Only in Kenya
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this will make u laugh!   SYRUS KITONGA MUTUA BOX 416 MACHAKOS,KENYA. PHONE:0722 875 203   ----- Forwarded Message ---- From: sam mwajul <smw...@gmail.com> To: freshiathindiu <freshia...@yahoo.com>; amosky2008 <amosk...@gmail.com>; eve mweni <evem...@gmail.com>; Maureen Wanjiru <renm...@yahoo.com>; kitmut...@yahoo.com; Steve Peru <sti...@yahoo.com>; perujamezy <peruj...@yahoo.com>; collins peru <snillo...@yahoo.com>; gacuak <gac...@yahoo.com>; gac...@yahoo.com; cmain...@yahoo.com; jashroberts <jashr...@yahoo.com>; "ckan...@gmail.com" <ckan...@gmail.com> Sent: Wed, February 17, 2010 5:22:23 AM Subject: Only in Kenya              “It’s Only in KENYA ": ...where a debonair pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance or the police …where the police exchange fire with thugs but only toy pistols are recovered ….where millions of shillings on transit under armed guard are stolen in broad daylight without a single shot being fired ...where banks leave doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ….where people run towards gunshots and bomb blasts instead of running away ...where we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures". …where the president holds a press conference to declare the legit members of his family …where you find a zebra crossing directly below a footbridge (flyover) on a busy highway …where a litre of bottled water is more expensive than a litre of diesel …where a lady asks you out on a date & expects you to settle the bill …. where the music is turned off in a club coz guys are watching the news ….where one goes to India to study and comes back with an American accent ….where trees have got nothing to do with the rain, rain just falls from the sky                                          Standard Chartered PLC is incorporated in England with limited liability under company number 966425 and has its            registered office at 1 Aldermanbury Square, London, EC2V 7SB.                                                   Standard Chartered Bank ("SCB") is incorporated in England with limited liability by Royal                              Charter 1853, under reference ZC18.  The Principal Office of SCB is situated in England at 1 Aldermanbury Square, London EC2V 7SB. In the United Kingdom, SCB is authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority under FSA register number 114276.                                                   If you are receiving this email from SCB outside the UK, please click http://www.standardchartered.com/global/email_disclaimer.html to refer to the information on other jurisdictions.           -- Don't wait. The time will never be just right. Napoleon Hill

 

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Omoding Kenneth
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