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Date: Wed, Sep 7, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Subject: FW: Just For Gags ;)
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From: Ramya R26
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To: Leela Choudhary
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Subject: FW: Just For Gags ;)

 

 

 


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Subject: FW: Just For Gags ;)

 

 

From: Disha Vinod Dasani
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To: Praveena Bunga
Subject: FW: Just For Gags ;)

 

 

 

From: Deepak Jothi Maithriya
Sent: Tuesday, September 06, 2011 2:40 PM
To: Anjani Deepthi Nandigam; Disha Vinod Dasani; Gollamudi Priyanka
Subject: FW: Just For Gags ;)

 

 

 

From: Irfan Syed
Sent: Tuesday, September 06, 2011 2:37 PM
To: Abdul Latheef Beejapur; Mohammed Gouse; Stephy Joan Irudayaraj Kingsly; Deepak Jothi Maithriya; Deepika Mary Flavius; Nadeem MD01
Subject: FW: Just For Gags ;)

 

 

 

 

 

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

 

bcoz it means...

 

 

 

 

 

E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.

 

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

 

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

 

"I Luv u too"

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GAME OVER.!

 

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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?

 

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Simple..

 

In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

 

In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

 

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

 

The Best Answer

- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,

44 as FortyFour,

55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

 

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P

 

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI

&

SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

 

U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

But

 

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”

 

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