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Subject: FW: killing english...... !!
Killing English....
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette...? "
(WOW...like a table top???....hav heard about pulling legs, this is sumthing new)
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Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
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Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)
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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)
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Teacher in a furious mood...
Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)
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"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
(Child marriages are banned... :D)
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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)
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"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would u like to leave a note behind as well...)
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...chemical locha!!!)
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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)
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The PT master told the students who were notorious.
"Hey, from tomorrow onwards you both come together separately"
(Make it possible and I will reward my life time savings...)
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PT master to his students "Do you know? I have 2 daughters. Both are girls!!!"
(You need some counselling dude...)
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Hindi master to his students by pointing his scooter that is parked under a tree,
"See there.My scooter is understanding the tree!!!"
(Wow...when do the non living things started having affairs???)
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PT master rocks again,
"Okay guys, all of you stand in a straight circle!"
(Wow what an oxymoron...)
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