Murphy's Proven Laws on Women
Kamal Hasan
Murphy's laws on women !!!
1.
Chances are - If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have
a husband, or a boy-friend - to prove it !
2. Chances are - The more beautiful a woman is, the
greater the chances that, she may dump you !
3. Chances are - The more make up - a woman wears - she
may look proportionately uglier !
4. Chances are - the man standing next to a beautiful
woman and chatting with her, may not be her brother !
5. Chances are - if the woman whom you like, likes
you back, she may let you know about her interest in you, after you
are married to another lady !
6. Chances are - The more you ignore a woman, the
more she would be interested in you !
7. Chances are - The more you chase a woman, the faster
she may run away from you !
8. Chances are - The more you like a woman, the more
her father will dislike you !
9. Chances are - the number of bullets in the gun owned
by the father of the woman you like, maybe directly proportional to the
extent of your interest in his daughter !
10. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her
friend will come to meet her !
11. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her
friend who comes to meet her, will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk!
12. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk
to you, which may be the day when, you are most badly dressed
!
13. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk
to you, which may be the day when, you forgot to brush your
teeth !
14. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk
to you, which may be the day when, you forgot to wear body deodorant
!
15. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk
to you, which may be the day when, you have an itch problem!
16. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk
to you, which may be the day when, you have a gas problem in your
tummy !
17. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk
to you, that may be the day when, your ex-girl friend comes to re-council
with you !
18.
Only 35 % of the women in this world are supposed to be beautiful.
Chances are that, it is only the balance 65 %, who may be in your
company !
Thanks and Regards
Kamal
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