Ritu's Pakau Corner

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Boss to Secretary : = Let me  have sex with  you once,

I'll be quick & pay you Rs 2000......

I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend  down & pick it up, I'll be done !

Secretary likes the proposal & calls her Boy friend.....

BF: = It is fine but ask for 3000 & be very quick to pick up the money.

After 4 hrs BF calls her

BF: =  What happenned?

GF: = That bastard is still fucking me. He brought coins!

Lesson:=  Investments are subject to market risks.Read the offer documents carefully before investing...

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बॉस सेक्रेटरी से : = मुझे एक बार तुम्हारे साथ सेक्स करने दो,
मैं जल्दी करूँगा और आपको 2000 रुपये का भुगतान करूँगा
मैं पैसे फर्श पर फेंक दूँगा और इससे पहले कि आप नीचे झुकें और इसे उठाएं, मेरा काम हो जाएगा!
सचिव को प्रस्ताव पसंद आया और उसने अपने बॉय फ्रेंड को फोन किया।
बीएफ: = ठीक है लेकिन 3000 मांगो और पैसे लेने के लिए बहुत जल्दी हो।
4 घंटे के बाद बीएफ यहां कॉल करता है
बीएफ: = क्या हुआ?
GF: = वो कमीना अभी भी मुझे चोद रहा है. वह सिक्के ले आया!

पाठ: = निवेश बाजार के जोखिमों के अधीन हैं। निवेश करने से पहले प्रस्ताव दस्तावेजों को ध्यान से पढ़ें...
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A Delicate Corporate Matter

All of the 10 Senior Members of the Board of Directors of the Company were called into the Chairman’s office one by one   . . .    until only Raghu, the junior-most Member, was left sitting outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned   . . .

He entered the Office to find the Chairman and the ten other Directors seated around the Board Table. 

He was invited to join them, which he did.

As soon as he had sat down,  the Chairman turned to Raghu,  looked at  him squarely in the eye and in a stern voice , asked  . . .

“ Raghu, have you ever slept with Ms Julie, my Secretary ? ”

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“ Oh, no sir, positively not ” Raghu replied.

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“ Are you absolutely sure ?” asked the Chairman.

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“ Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her!”

“ You’d swear to that ? ”

“ Yes, I swear I’ve never slept with Ms Julie anytime, anywhere”

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“ Good, then YOU FIRE HER from the job, We Can't."

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