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Shumaila

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Mar 11, 2011, 11:22:52 PM3/11/11
to smilebank joke

 

 

U know someone 
Is a true friend when you are 
About to break down and cry but 
They well say the stupidest

Most random thing 
Use to see you smile

 

Shadi

 

1 larke ki shadee nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - "Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi".

 

 

 

once a chick said to female lioness.
I LOVE U.

Kiss is not like NokiaConnecting People

Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
KISS is purely organic and Naturally Sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.

 

 

Pathan was eating roast in hotel
after eating roast he as chewing bone

beside him a Indian was eating PULSE

he make jokes with Pathan and asked him
what are eating dogs in your town

Pathan siad : PULSE

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