Their knowledge of maths was a REALLY bad dream,
As a fifth plus a third makes a whole in their scheme
Did you learn to read music? Those symbols are meant
To convey to us all the composers intent.
To let us know just how he/she would have said
His/her piece of music’s supposed to be played.
Modern music notation’s been out there for yonks,
Developed, they say, by Italian monks.
But when you look closely, you’d have to confess
That the scheme they came up with’s a terrible mess.
The twelve notes they gave alphabetical names,
From A up to G – but that’s seven, you exclaim!
Then they called them an octave, which doesn’t relate -
Even my grasp of Latin tells me that means eight!
Their knowledge of maths was a REALLY bad dream,
As a fifth plus a third makes a whole in their scheme.
And a three over four, while the maths is quite false,
Can be read – so they said - as an invite to waltz.
With quavers and crotchets and minims and breves,
The lengths of the notes also beg to deceive!
The breve is the longest, with logic quite fraught,
Since breve is pure Latin - its meaning is “short”.
They write all these notes on a staff with five lines,
And with strange exhortations like “DC al fine”s.
And a really low “C’ on a line they will place,
But the next higher “C” you will find in a space.
And these inconsistencies are not alone
As each different instrument’s got its own tone.
Your clarinet “C” is in fact a flat “B”,
But a French Horn blows “F” when you think it’s a “C”.
No wonder it’s so hard for people like me,
To become the musician that they’d like to be!
I can play it by ear, on a good day, with ease,
Hi Walker,
Your poem is an original way of expressing the frustration when trying to learn Traditional Notation at the wrong time, the best time for learning TN is as a child guided by an instructor; usually children will obediently learn and accept what they are taught by the adult without questioning it, while some adults may struggle processing the information and they do dare questioning or analyzing it.
TN is better learned as a child.
I learned some English as an adult and could not help wondering why its writing turned into such a mess, nobody dares attempting to improve it but many dare attempting to improve the readability of music notation.
In the last years I have empirically learned a couple of things:
(1)Musicians will not learn an equivalent alternative notation that just improves readability
(2)Non musicians concerned with readability issues usually will not learn existing alternatives unless influenced by a music teacher or is made very easy for them, some will rather attempt to create their own system no matter what the outcome could be.
Bottom line, alternatives to notation just for the sake of improving readability are likely to remain in small circles with a limited use or as a personal hobby.
However, if we go deeper into the matter there are still reasons that may justify the common use of an alternative system:
The traditional system evolved and was consolidated in a manual era – unfortunately it works only manually – in other words the traditional methods of notating music, generating nomenclature and analyzing harmony work only manually.
That is a problem in an era of computers where we should be able to produce a functional score out of a music description file (e.g. MIDI) of complex performances, accompanied by a faultless description of the succession of harmonies.
Being a system intended only for a manual use the TS is an obstacle for using the full possibilities that technology offers today.
Another reason could be improving the control of music; imagine we take the Roman numerals and replace them by better readable symbols – it does not improve the control of math – the Hindu-Arabic numeral system is better because it improves the control of math and not because is better to read.
Bottom line, a contemporary alternative has to be concerned at least with (1) simplification and readability, (2) the requirements and possibilities of our times (3) the control of music and (4) it should be more useful not equal or less useful, as an integrated and equivalent system.
(1)Musicians will not learn an equivalent alternative notation that just improves readability
(2)Non musicians concerned with readability issues usually will not learn existing alternatives unless influenced by a music teacher or is made very easy for them, some will rather attempt to create their own system no matter what the outcome could be.
Bottom line, alternatives to notation just for the sake of improving readability are likely to remain in small circles with a limited use or as a personal hobby.