Software engineer Depression Life Cycle..very funny...!!!!!

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Mar 2, 2010, 5:10:50 AM3/2/10

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SDLC:  Software engineer Depression Life Cycle

College Life: College Life..Bindas…..!!!!!!!

Campus Selection:Our Interviewer Seems to be Dedicated, and Serious..

Joining Date: Call from Company HR to Join..

Dilemma: Two Offers in Hand what to do…??

Induction: Same Guy Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed…



Project Allocation : What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong



Team Introduction: Things going bitter…

Mentor: Mentor Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs a day.. …I got Screwed…



Coding: It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…





Testing: Don't Worry Brother … I am there to hear you.. But One thing.. What is this Code.. You Idiot.. it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic.. Stupid... You illiterate Coder… illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&





Finally One Day Adieu Mail to ALL

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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Body Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..

Subject: Adieu

Importance : High

HI ALL,

            I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincearly request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…

I am Going to Himlayas in Search of MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….

No Thanks and No Regards,

Bye