While no one can question his steadfast loyalty New England sports and love of cream of mushroom soup, the former has also earned him the prestigious distinction of being this weeks fantasy jackass.
The reasoning is simple: he has become bored with basic fantasy strategy of trying to win the league and has moved on to the more exciting challenge of trying assemble a roster exclusively of Patriots players. Despite all common sense, he insists on favoring Patriots at all costs. He continues to start Patriots scrub Chris Hogan every week, a major reason I was able to defeat him last week. Chris Hogan should not be on his roster, let alone be a starter. Jimmy Garropolo is another example of roster mismanagement, as he is still occupying a a bench spot despite Brady's return next week. Stephen Gostkowksi and Martellus Bennett are serviceable, however, that brings his Patriots exposure now to ~30%.
Please join me in congratulating or commissioner and fearless leader, Jonny-Spray-Big-Papi, on being inducted into the D.O.T.W. fraternity.