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Rupsha Bhattacharyya
Jokes begin
> 1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kalmadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG
> stadium. But the ceiling collapsed and before that the rope broke.
> 2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop Kalmadi jokes and not
> Ayodhya
> 3) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher
> India is ranked in the final medal's tally.
> 4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear
> for their safety.
> 5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi
> CWG stadium?
> A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
> 6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
> Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
> 7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit
> Delhi. This may be his last chance to become the king!
> 8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We
> now know these countries existed!
> 9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega
> 10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
> 11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame?
> No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game.
> Crores for my partner, crores for the dame
> Crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!
> 12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you
> get "SURESH KALMADI"
> 13) Next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
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Rupsha Bhattacharyya
Department of Chemical Engineering,
Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay,
Powai, Mumbai-400076
Maharashtra.
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