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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking
shot after shot.
The Indian said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me
to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven't even met once.' We call this as arranged marriage. I don't
want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them this openly and
now I am facing a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my
story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter
and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my
father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother
and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son,
my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own
grandson.. And you say you have family problems..
The Indian fainted
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Mousumi