Fwd: FW: Stupid leave applications...

[Ramanamurthy saripalli]

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From: Saripalli, Vivekanand (US - Hyderabad) <vsari...@deloitte.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 18, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Subject: FW: Stupid leave applications...
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Subject: Stupid leave applications...

 

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It. The Leave Applications · Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.." · This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." · Another gem from CDAC.. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." · From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." · Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" · An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.." · A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" · Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." · Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." · Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." · Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". · Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." · A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'.... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

 

 

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