I Don't Believe The Following Rumors About pcbutts1...

[Anne Ominous]

...because I started them myself:

pcbutts1 is an Acronym ( or Alias, or Avatar, or
WhateverTheHellThe*Proper*WordIs... ) for 'Politically Correct Ass
Number One'

pcbutts1 is a Troll : pcbutts1 is actually a Gnome from Alaska whose
Obviously Subliminal Unknown Motto Is: "Gnome Is To Love Me [Hard
'G']"

pcbutts1 is a ButtBleachedBlonde : (you're thinking of 'Borat'...)

'butts1' is a BabbleFish Egyptian-to-CanadianEnglish translation of
'Aswan'

pcbutts1's Profile Picture is PhotoShopped and is not of a REAL [TM]
Person : I have personally TestDriven the picture at the MosqueMotel
on the back of a pack of Camel straights ( and if you 'get' the full
implications of this statement you're a GoDoGamned Perv... )