--- On Mon, 2/16/09, Lucy Sambaan <tot...@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Lucy Sambaan <tot...@yahoo.com>
Subject: DONT MESS WITH A FILIPINO
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Date: Monday, February 16, 2009, 6:34 PM
DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...
>
> In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty
> breakfast " coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, .
>
> When an American, sits next to him, chewing gum and starts
> an unwanted conversation. .
>
> American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
>
> Filipino : Of course!
>
> American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In
> the States we only eat what's inside. The crust we
> collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants
> and sell them to the Philippines .
>
> American: Do ya eat jam with bread?
>
> Filipino : Of course!
>
> American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his
> teeth) We don't. In the States, we eat fruit at
> breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into
> containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to the
> Philippines .
>
> Filipino : Do you have sex in America ?
>
> American: Of course, we do!
>
> Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?
>
> American: We throw them, of course!
>
> Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them
> into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
> gums and sell it to America
>
>
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