Joke-Rated: Slick Willie!

[Joe Kapraszewski]

From: Wendy Risher <wlr...@psu.edu>

One day President Clinton and Hillary were visiting a chicken farm in
Arkansas. Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate
tours. When Hillary passed the chicken pens she paused to ask the man in
charge if the rooster copulates more than once each day. "Dozens of
times," was the reply. "Please tell that to the President," Hillary
requested. When the President passed the pens and was told about the
roosters, he asked, "Same hen every time?" "Oh no, Mr. President, a
different one each time." The President nodded slowly then said, "Tell
that to Mrs. Clinton."

*Or maybe to the judge...*

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