STORY-CLEAN:ONE OF A KIND!

[RAINYBOW]

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative
defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a
few
simple articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how
you can punish
the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb"
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the
defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it
or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached
his
artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
KEWL!!!

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Just enjoy the Rainbow~
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