JOKE-RATED: Lakers vs Bulls

[Faith Bernards]

Two factory workers were talking during a break and one of them said,
“Are you going to the basketball game at the Forum Sunday. Its the big
game, the Lakers are playing the Bulls.

“Naw,” said the other one, “my wife won’t let me go.”

“you are a fool. There’s nothing to it.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, an hour before the game you simply pick her up, carry her to the
bed, fling her on the bed, tear off her clothes, screw her, and say “I”m
going to the game.’”

The following Monday, the two men met at work and the first one said,
“What happened? I didn’t see you at the game. Didn’t you do what I
suggested?”

The second man said, “I’ll tell you what happened. An hour before the
game, I picked up the wife, carried her to the bedroom and flung her on
the bed.”

“Yes?”

“And then, just as I was pulling off her panties and opening my fly, I
thought to myself, what the hell, the Lakers haven’t been playing that
well lately.”

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