Joke-Rated : Johnny At The Zoo

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Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the
elephant exhibit, where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak.
Johnny points to the pachyderm`s privates and says, "Mommy, what`s that?"
Mommy, seeing the huge penis, turns bright red and says, "Oh, that`s
nothing. Never mind. Come along now."

A few weeks later, Johnny is at the zoo with his father. Johnny grabs
his dad by the hand, and pulls him over the elephants, saying he has a
question. Once there, Johnny points to the elephant`s penis and says,
"Daddy, what`s that?" Dad replies, "Didn`t your mother tell you?"
"Yes, she told me it was nothing."

"Well, That's true. That's nothing for your mother."

Chalapathi
And More Of His
Four Line
Signatures! :-)

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