JOKE-RATED:Covering my hiney on rating *g*FUES

[RAINYBOW]

Do you know someone who seems to know everything? When asked why, they
say, "A
little birdie told me." Did you know they probably aren't lying? It is a
little known fact that
there are little birds that fly very fast, are never seen, and they are
everywhere. - Thus,
these creatures are called "Flies Unseen Everywhere" or FUE for short.
These birds
have an extensive communications network, and they can generally find
out anything
from anywhere quite quickly. Some of these birds befriend certain
individuals and
communicate with them by making clucking sounds, much like a chicken.
They are not
dumb like chickens, however, and can establish a sort of clucking
language with the
lucky person they befriend. This person is then the one who is always in
the know; one
step ahead of the competition. And those people who seem to be in the
dark? Those
who just don't get it? Those who's standard response to any given
question is, "Huh?"
Why I think it should be pretty obvious to all, now, that the reason is
simply because they
don't have a clucking FUE.

Thanks to:
Stan Kegel

--
If u cannot find the pot of gold.......
Just enjoy the Rainbow~
RAINY
http://members.wbs.net/homepages/r/a/i/rainybow.html

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