"Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both
testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment
because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you.
Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our
balls
trying to decide what to do first."
Source: Bert & Ernie's Funny-List
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