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Apr 29, 2011, 7:37:23 AM4/29/11
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning

A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax


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May 3, 2011, 1:41:06 AM5/3/11
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How are we supposed to hack your system if it's always down!

WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER


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May 7, 2011, 4:05:36 AM5/7/11
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

What color do you want that database?


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