The Moviesite updates, 9 June 2023
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Ian Douglas
Jun 9, 2023, 8:06:40 AM6/9/23
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Hi all
As we wind through exam season, only one new movie this week, in all
formats. The public have enjoyed this more than the critics.
With a public holiday next Friday, some of next week's movies are
effectively opening on Thursday, with multiple previews. These include the
Disney/Pixar animated Elemental, DC Comics' The Flash.
See the Previews page and remember to book :-)
New this week
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (3D) (13 LV)
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (13 LV)
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (IMAX) (13 LV)
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (3D IMAX) (13 LV)
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (4DX) (13 LV)
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm
Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm
Updated the home page poster
https://www.moviesite.co.za/
This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)
List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm
Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm
Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)
Enjoy :-)
Cheers, Ian
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Luke Skywalker took a hissy fit in a restaurant.
Try as he might, using Chopsticks was seemingly far beyond his fledgling
Jedi skills.
Embarrassing himself and causing a bit of a scene, Ben Kenobi leans over
and offers some wisdom:
"Use the forks, Luke!"
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I've been struggling to get my wife's attention.
So I sat down and got comfortable. . . that did the trick.
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Option 1: Let’s eat grandma.
Option 2: Let’s eat, grandma.
There you have it. Proof that punctuation saves lives.
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Fast & Furious : The politically correct edition
Fast 10 - The seatbelts
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We buried my brother today.
He was only 21.
He got stung by a bee.
The natural enemy of tightrope walkers.
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Have you heard of this new dance called the politician's polka?
You take one step forward, two steps back, and sidestep the issue.
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "thanks"...
"I said don't mention it"...
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork
in the dishwasher.
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My wife asked if she has any annoying habits...
... and then she got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation
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I just found out I’m colour blind
The news came out of the purple.
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If women ruled the world there would be no war.
Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.
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I’m sorry, but I like my jokes like I like my eye puns...
The cornea, the better.
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80+ years old couple in bed.
Laying on their backs in the dark, arms to the sides, he searches for her
hand, they hold hands for a few minutes and go to sleep.
Next day he again finds her hand, they hold hands and go to sleep.
Next day he searches and touches her hand, she immediately pulls away and
says “forget it, I’ve got an headache!”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I wrote a book about falling down the stairs
It’s a step-by-step guide
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Want to hear a pizza joke?
Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dating apps are so weird.
Apparently "must be an animal lover" doesn't mean what you think.
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There are 2 rules in Life:
1. Never tell anyone everything
--
webm...@moviesite.co.za
The Moviesite at http://www.moviesite.co.za
South Africa's greatest movie site. Ph. (021) 975-7273
As we wind through exam season, only one new movie this week, in all
formats. The public have enjoyed this more than the critics.
With a public holiday next Friday, some of next week's movies are
effectively opening on Thursday, with multiple previews. These include the
Disney/Pixar animated Elemental, DC Comics' The Flash.
See the Previews page and remember to book :-)
New this week
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (3D) (13 LV)
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (13 LV)
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (IMAX) (13 LV)
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (3D IMAX) (13 LV)
* Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (4DX) (13 LV)
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm
Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm
Updated the home page poster
https://www.moviesite.co.za/
This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)
List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm
Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm
Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)
Enjoy :-)
Cheers, Ian
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminium Man ?
Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminium Man just foils their plans.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I have C.D.O.
It's like O.C.D, but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they
should be!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you get when you Italicize the word ‘Coffee’?
Espresso
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a disease with many followers?
Influenza.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I went to see an acupuncturist.
When I got home, my voodoo doll was dead.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why are baby otters born furry?
A: The mother pre-furs them that way.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Luke Skywalker took a hissy fit in a restaurant.
Try as he might, using Chopsticks was seemingly far beyond his fledgling
Jedi skills.
Embarrassing himself and causing a bit of a scene, Ben Kenobi leans over
and offers some wisdom:
"Use the forks, Luke!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I've been struggling to get my wife's attention.
So I sat down and got comfortable. . . that did the trick.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Option 1: Let’s eat grandma.
Option 2: Let’s eat, grandma.
There you have it. Proof that punctuation saves lives.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fast & Furious : The politically correct edition
Fast 10 - The seatbelts
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
We buried my brother today.
He was only 21.
He got stung by a bee.
The natural enemy of tightrope walkers.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Have you heard of this new dance called the politician's polka?
You take one step forward, two steps back, and sidestep the issue.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "thanks"...
"I said don't mention it"...
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork
in the dishwasher.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
My wife asked if she has any annoying habits...
... and then she got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I just found out I’m colour blind
The news came out of the purple.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
If women ruled the world there would be no war.
Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I’m sorry, but I like my jokes like I like my eye puns...
The cornea, the better.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
80+ years old couple in bed.
Laying on their backs in the dark, arms to the sides, he searches for her
hand, they hold hands for a few minutes and go to sleep.
Next day he again finds her hand, they hold hands and go to sleep.
Next day he searches and touches her hand, she immediately pulls away and
says “forget it, I’ve got an headache!”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I wrote a book about falling down the stairs
It’s a step-by-step guide
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dating apps are so weird.
Apparently "must be an animal lover" doesn't mean what you think.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
There are 2 rules in Life:
1. Never tell anyone everything
--
webm...@moviesite.co.za
The Moviesite at http://www.moviesite.co.za
South Africa's greatest movie site. Ph. (021) 975-7273
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