The Moviesite updates, 18 March 2022

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Ian Douglas

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Mar 18, 2022, 10:14:20 AM3/18/22
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Hi all

An international line-up this week, with something from Europe, America,
India and Japan.

First up, for the kiddies, is Fireheart, which borrows a few ideas from
Mulan and adds some Daddy issues.

Turning the heat up more, The Contractor is a classic action thriller to
get your adrenalin pupming.

From India, we have another action comedy with a bit of romance on the side.

Lastly, from Japan, some spirited sword play in the anime Gekijouban Jujutsu
Kaisen 0, which is rated 16... not for the kiddies.

On the previews side, there are plenty of previews on both Saturday and
the public holiday on Monday for next week's release, Ambulance. See the
previews page for venues.

New this week:

* Fireheart (PG7-9 VP)
* The Contractor (16 LV)
* Gekijouban Jujutsu Kaisen 0 (16 LVH)
* Bachchhan Paandey (possibly 16)

https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm

Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the pic and quote on the home page
https://www.moviesite.co.za/

This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...)

List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Enjoy :-)

Cheers, Ian

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