The Moviesite updates, 25 March 2022

[Ian Douglas]

Hi all

This week's big release is the gritty crime thriller, Ambulance, which is
also showing at the IMAX venues.

There are a few Film Festival screenings at Tygervalley.

Staying on the art side, Oscar hopeful C'Mon C'mon opens today, as does
Mothering Sunday, which is also on at some commercial vanues. Note that
it has a lot of nudity.

From Bollywood, we have a military-based action thriller, RRR.

On the previews side, there are premieres next Thursday for Morbius, at the
IMAX venues. See the previews page for venues.

Silent Voice, from the State Theatre, is at selected venues over the
weekend.

New this week:

* C'mon C'mon (13 L)
* Mothering Sunday (16 LNSD)
* Ambulance (16 LV)
* Ambulance (IMAX) (16 LV)
* RRR (Hindi) (probably 16 V)

https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm

Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the pic and quote on the home page
https://www.moviesite.co.za/

This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...)

List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Enjoy :-)

Cheers, Ian

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At the Marine Corps Officer Candidates School, an instructor told us how
all the physical training they would put us through would come in handy
once we left the service.

“When we get through with you,” he said, “you should be able to whip any
civilian in a fight. And if you can’t do that, you can surely outrun him.”

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appointment.

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"Honey, if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "No sweetie."

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‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’

Her husband replies, ‘Why not?
I stuck with you through the other six shades.’

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