The Moviesite Updates, 21 October 2022
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Ian Douglas
Oct 21, 2022, 10:14:10 AM10/21/22
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Hi all
Three new movies this week, headlined by Black Adam, from the DC Comics
world rather than Marvel. It's aimed more at the public than the critics,
and is also on the big screens.
Adam is joined by an actual ageing super hero, Bruce Willis, in one of his
last outings, in a new franchise, Detective Knight: Rogue.
From India, we have a "Da Vinci Code" style movie, Ram Setu, in Hindi.
There are a few previews this Sunday for Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile, see the
previews page and remember to book :-)
New this week
* Black Adam (13 LV PPS)
* Black Adam (IMAX) (13 LV PPS)
* Black Adam (4DX) (13 LV PPS)
* Detective Knight: Rogue (16 LV)
* Ram Setu (Hindi)
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm
Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm
Updated the home page poster
https://www.moviesite.co.za/
List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm
Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm
Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm
This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)
Enjoy :-)
Cheers, Ian
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My kids found a stray cat in our yard and spent some time trying to get to
know it. My 6-year-old daughter asked how to tell if it was a boy or a girl.
“Well,” I said, “what does your brother have that you don’t have?”
Her precocious 4-year-old brother knew: “A bunk bed!”
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Modern dating....
FaceTimed her and someone whispered, “Eww, that’s him?”
Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said, “I love sci-fi!”
Me: Dating is tough, lot of weirdos out there.
Me on a date: So, here’s everything I know about the Jonestown massacre.
“He zombied me: It’s like ghosting but then the guy comes back from the
dead a couple months later and hits you up.”
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My love language is cooking elaborate meals, screaming at everyone to get
out of the kitchen, then loudly announcing the food was “not my best” and
waiting for compliments.
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An elderly friend of mine, a staunch Baptist, told me that when she
visited Las Vegas with her family, she was persuaded to try the slot
machines.
I asked if she said a quick prayer before playing. “Oh no,” she said.
“I figured when I walked through that door, I was on my own.”
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It was the first time my 5-year-old had been to church, and she was very
excited. After what must have felt like an eternity to her waiting for
the service to begin, she whispered in my ear, “When does God come on?”
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I had just purchased a painting of the Last Supper when my young grandson
came home. He studied it for a few minutes, then asked,
“What are they doing, playing poker?”
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Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the vascular lab, I have a patient
here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pain and
numbness that started three days ago. What should I do with her?
Hannah: Hi, this is Hannah. I think you have the wrong number, but I
Googled it and I’m pretty sure you need to put a stent in her left radial
artery, best of luck Matt!
Matt: Sorry wrong number Hannah. She ended up actually getting a stent.
Took about three hours longer for trained medical professionals to figure
out what took you about five minutes, great job.
Hannah: Ya hiring?
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My parents come to America in search of a better life.
I thank them for their sacrifices by announcing that I want to be an actor.
They reply, “Oh, honey, it’s pronounced doc-tor.”
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They’re appalled by his piercings, the vulgar slogan on his T-shirt and his
constant cursing.
Later, the girl asks her mother, “So, what did you think?”
“He doesn’t seem very nice.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing
500 hours of community service?”
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webm...@moviesite.co.za
The Moviesite at http://www.moviesite.co.za
South Africa's greatest movie site. Ph. (021) 975-7273
Three new movies this week, headlined by Black Adam, from the DC Comics
world rather than Marvel. It's aimed more at the public than the critics,
and is also on the big screens.
Adam is joined by an actual ageing super hero, Bruce Willis, in one of his
last outings, in a new franchise, Detective Knight: Rogue.
From India, we have a "Da Vinci Code" style movie, Ram Setu, in Hindi.
There are a few previews this Sunday for Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile, see the
previews page and remember to book :-)
New this week
* Black Adam (13 LV PPS)
* Black Adam (IMAX) (13 LV PPS)
* Black Adam (4DX) (13 LV PPS)
* Detective Knight: Rogue (16 LV)
* Ram Setu (Hindi)
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm
Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm
Updated the home page poster
https://www.moviesite.co.za/
List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm
Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm
Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm
This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)
Enjoy :-)
Cheers, Ian
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
My kids found a stray cat in our yard and spent some time trying to get to
know it. My 6-year-old daughter asked how to tell if it was a boy or a girl.
“Well,” I said, “what does your brother have that you don’t have?”
Her precocious 4-year-old brother knew: “A bunk bed!”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Modern dating....
FaceTimed her and someone whispered, “Eww, that’s him?”
Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said, “I love sci-fi!”
Me: Dating is tough, lot of weirdos out there.
Me on a date: So, here’s everything I know about the Jonestown massacre.
“He zombied me: It’s like ghosting but then the guy comes back from the
dead a couple months later and hits you up.”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
My love language is cooking elaborate meals, screaming at everyone to get
out of the kitchen, then loudly announcing the food was “not my best” and
waiting for compliments.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
An elderly friend of mine, a staunch Baptist, told me that when she
visited Las Vegas with her family, she was persuaded to try the slot
machines.
I asked if she said a quick prayer before playing. “Oh no,” she said.
“I figured when I walked through that door, I was on my own.”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
It was the first time my 5-year-old had been to church, and she was very
excited. After what must have felt like an eternity to her waiting for
the service to begin, she whispered in my ear, “When does God come on?”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I had just purchased a painting of the Last Supper when my young grandson
came home. He studied it for a few minutes, then asked,
“What are they doing, playing poker?”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the vascular lab, I have a patient
here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pain and
numbness that started three days ago. What should I do with her?
Hannah: Hi, this is Hannah. I think you have the wrong number, but I
Googled it and I’m pretty sure you need to put a stent in her left radial
artery, best of luck Matt!
Matt: Sorry wrong number Hannah. She ended up actually getting a stent.
Took about three hours longer for trained medical professionals to figure
out what took you about five minutes, great job.
Hannah: Ya hiring?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
My parents come to America in search of a better life.
I thank them for their sacrifices by announcing that I want to be an actor.
They reply, “Oh, honey, it’s pronounced doc-tor.”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They’re appalled by his piercings, the vulgar slogan on his T-shirt and his
constant cursing.
Later, the girl asks her mother, “So, what did you think?”
“He doesn’t seem very nice.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing
500 hours of community service?”
--
webm...@moviesite.co.za
The Moviesite at http://www.moviesite.co.za
South Africa's greatest movie site. Ph. (021) 975-7273
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