The Moviesite updates, 22 March 2024

[Ian Douglas]

Hi all

This week's main release sees Po back in action in Kung Fu Panda 4, showing
all over. Box office performance and reviews have been good, so enjoy :-)

Bollywood has two offerings, the freedom fighter drama Swatantrya Veer
Savarkar, and the comedy Madgaon Express.

There are premieres at selected venues next Thursday for Godzilla x Kong:
The New Empire.

Enjoy. :-)

New this week

* Kung Fu Panda 4 (3D) (PG V)
* Kung Fu Panda 4 (PG V)
* Kung Fu Panda 4 (4DX) (PG V)
* Swatantrya Veer Savarkar Probably 13 LVP SV
* Madgaon Express Probably 16 D

https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm

Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the home page poster
https://www.moviesite.co.za/

List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Enjoy :-)

Cheers, Ian

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My wife left me yesterday because she said rugby was more important to me
than our marriage.

I don't know what she's talking about...

... we've been together for more than six seasons.

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After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favourite
by far was sliced cucumber.

I don’t know if it was our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a
few days. This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the corner
grocery store to just grab a couple cucumbers.

After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the
same clerk. The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little
smiles and sometimes a knowing wink.

All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably
thinking. The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline;
hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumours about me being a vegan.

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A Capitalist and a Socialist are walking together and approach a homeless man.

The Socialist turns to the Capitalist and says,
"Give me $5, I'm going to help that person"

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Adam & Eve were the first people...

...who didn't understand the Apple terms and conditions.

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What’s the meaning of life?

It all depends upon the liver.

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I am not passive-aggressive.

Unlike SOME PEOPLE.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,
gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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