The Moviesite updates, 26 November 2021

[Ian Douglas]

Hi all

As world+dog freaks out about the new variant from Botswana, the questions
now are are we headed for harsher lock-down, and how soon? I suppose we
will have a better idea by the end of the week-end.

Meanwhile, at the movies, the big release this week is Disney's Encanto,
which has had a positive reaction from press and public alike.

Staying down at the family end, new local comedy New Material is also on
rather wide release to tickle your funny bones.

For the teens (though R-rated in USA), a family drama My Son, which is also
on the art circuit.

For the adults, we have the female-interest horror, Last Night in Soho,
which has been well-received by the public.

Lastly we have two crime action films from Bollywood, Antim: The Final
Truth, and Satyameva Jayate 2.

Then we have isolated previews all week-end for Ridley Scott's upcoming
House of Gucci, as well as some other titles on a mini film festival.
See the previews page and remember to book :-)

Enjoy :-)


New this week:

* Encanto (3D) (PG)
* Encanto (PG)
* New Material (PG7-9)
* My Son (13 LV)
* Last Night in Soho (16 LSVHPD)
* Antim: The Final Truth (Hindi)
* Satyameva Jayate 2 (Hindi)

https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm

Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the pic and quote on the home page
https://www.moviesite.co.za/

This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...)

List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Enjoy :-)

Cheers, Ian


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I walked into our living room and found our expensive decorative sofa
pillow in shreds. I asked my teenage daughter whether she knew which
of our three dogs was responsible.

“It was Cotton,” she said.

“How do you know?”

“I watched him.”

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Daughter: And this one?

Me: Also carrots.

Daughter: I don’t like carrots.

Me: I know.

[How I’ve kept my three year old from opening the family gifts under the
tree.]

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays
pretty well.

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MUM, VIA TEXT: Don’t forget to peel the potatoes.

MUM: Did you put the dog out?

MUM: Did you finish your homework?

MUM: Your father and I talked about getting you a car.

SON, VIA TEXT: You are?? Ooh, my gosh, thank you!!! Wow!!! Really?

MUM: No, I just wanted to make sure you were receiving my texts.

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My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said,
“Throw this and wherever it lands, that’s where I’m taking you when
this pandemic ends.”

Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge!

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Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?

A: Roast twerky!

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As I leaned in to check her eyes, my older patient got a little frisky.

“You remind me of my third husband,” she said coyly.

“Third husband?” I asked. “How many have you had?”

“Two.”

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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a
well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?

A: Attire.

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