The Moviesite updates, 2 June 2023

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Ian Douglas

Jun 2, 2023, 9:52:21 AM6/2/23
Hi all

Four new movies this week, two from Hollywood and two from Bollywood.

First up, and arriving with excellent ratings, is the sequel to the
animated Spider-Man film, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.

For the adults, we have the horror thriller The Boogeyman, based on a short
story by Stephen King.

From Bollywood, the divorce comedy Zara Hatke Zara Bachke, and the romance/
comedy/drama NRI Wives, which seems to be a spin on the "Real Housewives of"
TV series.

There are big-screen-only premieres next Thursday for Transformers: Rise of
the Beasts, at selected venues. See the Previews page and remember to book :-)

For those busy with exams, all the best :-)

New this week

* Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (13 LV)
* The Boogeyman (16 LVDHP)
* Zara Hatke Zara Bachke
* NRI Wives

Forthcoming attractions

Updated the home page poster

List of all movies showing

Same list sorted by Age Restriction


Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Enjoy :-)

Cheers, Ian


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Because pencils confused him.

2B or not 2B? That is the question.


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What a trip down the memory lane.


Police were called in to investigate a dead librarian found crushed under a
ton of books

Despite initial suspicion of foul play, the officers analyzed the poor
construction of the room and determined that the librarian had only his
shelf to blame.


Sometimes I talk to myself.

Me too.


Ruto, a politician, visited a village and and asked what their needs were.

”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager.

“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”

On hearing this, Ruto whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a
while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the
next day. He then asked about the second problem.

“Secondly sir, there is no Network coverage anywhere in this village.”


A spiritual Leader lay quietly. He was dying.

The disciples had gathered around his bed and recited some holy verses
trying to make his last journey divine and pleasant.

They wanted to give him warm milk to drink but he declined.

One of the disciples took the glass back to the kitchen and decided to add
some brandy considering it good for health.

He poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Spiritual Leader's bed, they lifted his head gently and held the
glass to his lips.

The very frail man drank a little, then a little more, and before they
knew it, he had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As his eyes brightened, the disciples thought it would be a good opportunity
to have one last talk with their Spiritual Leader.

Sir....! the disciples asked earnestly, "Please, give us some of your
wisdom before you leave us."

He raised himself up very slowly in the bed on one elbow, looked at them
and said,

"Don't sell that cow."


North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because
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When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.


I just invented a new telepathically controlled air freshener.

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back to a small town in Ireland. And lo and behold, they were a family of

So he packed his bags and took a trip to Ireland to visit the small town to
see if he could track down some of his kin.

After landing in Dublin, and driving an hour outside of the city, he
stopped in a pub to grab a drink and start asking around about his family.

The Texan sat down, ordered a pint, and started talking to the Irishman
sitting at the bar. After explaining his story and the purpose of the trip,
the Irishman responded, “You don’t say! I’ve never heard of your family,
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cleanse the spirits.

A month later it was repossessed.

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