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Adult fare this week, and a Bollywood blockbuster for Diwali.
There's also quite a few previews on Saturday for the upcoming and
highly
anticipated SA film Skeem ... see the previews page and remember
to book.
M O V I E S
Released 21 October 2011
* Fright Night (16 LV)
* Fright Night (3D) (16 LV)
* Ceremony (13 LD)
* Killer Elite (16 LV)
* Contagion (13M)
* Black Butterflies (16 LSP)
Showtimes (all Ster-Kinekor, NuMetro, IMAX, MovieZone, CineCentre,
Woodlands, Knysna, and Labia cinemas, and SK and Menlyn Park
drive-ins.) http://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm
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