The Moviesite updates, 22 April 2022
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Ian Douglas
Apr 22, 2022, 9:15:50 AM4/22/22
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Hi all
Four new movies this week, headlined by a somewhat "Romancing the Stone"
remake that did well overseas, entitled The Lost City.
Nicolas Cage plays himself in the caper The Unbearable Weight of Massive
Talent, which is on at major venues.
For the kiddies, we have the animated treat Chickenhare and the Hamster of
Darkness, in both 2D and 3D.
Sodium Day is a new local release set on the Cape Flats, which is on at
selected venues.
The filmed theatre local play Askari is showing at the Nouveaus and similar.
* Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness (3D) (PG V)
* Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness (PG V)
* The Lost City (13 LV)
* The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (16 LVD)
* Sodium Day 18 (LVPD)
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm
Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm
Updated the pic and quote on the home page
https://www.moviesite.co.za/
This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...)
List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm
Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm
Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)
Enjoy :-)
Cheers, Ian
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After giving what he considered a stirring, fact-filled campaign speech,
the candidate looked out at his audience and confidently asked,
“Now, are there any questions?”
“Yes,” came a voice from the rear.
“Who else is running?”
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A woman, bragging about how her husband plays handball and tennis, swims
and indulges in all forms of exercise, inquired if her friend’s husband did
likewise.
“You could say so,” the second woman replied.
“Just last week he was out seven nights running.”
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“What possible excuse can you give for acquitting this defendant?“ the
judge shouted at the jury.
“Insanity, Your Honor,” replied the foreman.
“All 12 of you?”
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The chief executive officer of Twitter called in his public relations
director. “Listen, Wilson. Musk is trying to buy us out. It’s your job to
get the price of our stock up so it’ll be too expensive for them. I don’t
care how you do it, just do it!”
The next day the price of the stock rose five points and then, the day
after, another eight points.
The CEO was delighted. “How did you do it, Wilson?” he asked.
“I started a rumour Wall Street obviously liked.”
“What was that?”
“I told them you were resigning.”
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in
the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand
with a piece of paper in it.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it
necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of
penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in
this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck
full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses.
He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these
penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies: “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know
everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
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webm...@moviesite.co.za
The Moviesite at http://www.moviesite.co.za
South Africa's greatest movie site. Ph. (021) 975-7273
Four new movies this week, headlined by a somewhat "Romancing the Stone"
remake that did well overseas, entitled The Lost City.
Nicolas Cage plays himself in the caper The Unbearable Weight of Massive
Talent, which is on at major venues.
For the kiddies, we have the animated treat Chickenhare and the Hamster of
Darkness, in both 2D and 3D.
Sodium Day is a new local release set on the Cape Flats, which is on at
selected venues.
The filmed theatre local play Askari is showing at the Nouveaus and similar.
* Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness (3D) (PG V)
* Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness (PG V)
* The Lost City (13 LV)
* The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (16 LVD)
* Sodium Day 18 (LVPD)
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm
Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm
Updated the pic and quote on the home page
https://www.moviesite.co.za/
This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...)
List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm
Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm
Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)
Enjoy :-)
Cheers, Ian
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
After giving what he considered a stirring, fact-filled campaign speech,
the candidate looked out at his audience and confidently asked,
“Now, are there any questions?”
“Yes,” came a voice from the rear.
“Who else is running?”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A woman, bragging about how her husband plays handball and tennis, swims
and indulges in all forms of exercise, inquired if her friend’s husband did
likewise.
“You could say so,” the second woman replied.
“Just last week he was out seven nights running.”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
“What possible excuse can you give for acquitting this defendant?“ the
judge shouted at the jury.
“Insanity, Your Honor,” replied the foreman.
“All 12 of you?”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
The chief executive officer of Twitter called in his public relations
director. “Listen, Wilson. Musk is trying to buy us out. It’s your job to
get the price of our stock up so it’ll be too expensive for them. I don’t
care how you do it, just do it!”
The next day the price of the stock rose five points and then, the day
after, another eight points.
The CEO was delighted. “How did you do it, Wilson?” he asked.
“I started a rumour Wall Street obviously liked.”
“What was that?”
“I told them you were resigning.”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in
the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand
with a piece of paper in it.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it
necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of
penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in
this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck
full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses.
He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these
penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies: “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know
everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
--
webm...@moviesite.co.za
The Moviesite at http://www.moviesite.co.za
South Africa's greatest movie site. Ph. (021) 975-7273
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