The Moviesite updates, 29 April 2022

[Ian Douglas]

Hi all

Two new mainstream movies this week. First up, likely aimed at the older /
arthouse end of the market, is the next episode in the film versions of
popular TV series Downton Abbey.

At the poporn end of the market, adults only, is Liam Neeson back in yet
another action adventure, which has had a poor reception so far overseas.

India outdoes the West this week with three offerings in Hindi and Tamil,
timed for Eid and the long weekend.

There are previews/premieres next week Thursday, all over and in all
formats, for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Book now to avoid
disappointment :-)

New this week

* Downton Abbey: A New Era (PG)
* Memory (16 LV)
* Runway 34 (Hindi)
* Heropanti 2 (Hindi)
* Kaathu Vaakula Rendu Kaadhal (Tamil)

https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm

Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the pic and quote on the home page
https://www.moviesite.co.za/

This Week's pinup
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...)

List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)


Enjoy :-)

Cheers, Ian

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He came around slowly.

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Probably puts his pyjamazon.

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The writing’s been on the wall for a while now.

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I quit my job at Starbucks because of all the NAME CALLING!

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That’s right, I’m the person who introduced you to delayed gratification.

Thank me later.

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Jokes about white sugar are pretty rare.

But jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.

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A man was idling in the street, bored, when he saw a man selling apples.

He approached and asked, “How much do these apples cost?”

The vendor replied, “An apple costs £1 and an apple seed costs £2.”

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try them?”

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started chewing, he realised that he could have just bought an apple and
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