The Moviesite updates, 19 April 2024

[Ian Douglas]

Hi all

This week sees the highly-rated Oscar winning animated film, The Boy and
the Heron, from Japanese master Hayao Miyazaki, grace the screens. It is
available in Japanese with English subtitles, or dubbed into American.

For the adults, we have the gritty crime thriller Sleeping Dogs, with Russel
Crowe, and the horror twist of the Home Alone genre with Abigail.

Bollywood offers the dramedy Do Aur Do Pyaar, about cheating couples.

On the previews side, there are previews all day Saturday all over for next
week's feline animation, 10 Lives, and premieres most places next Thursday
for The Fall Guy, with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt. Dress to impress.

Korean group aespa, in aespa: World Tour in Cinemas, will be having one
screening at Canal walk on Wednesday.

Enjoy. :-)

New this week

The Boy and the Heron (dubbed) (PG7-9 V)
The Boy and the Heron (PG7-9 V)
Sleeping Dogs (16 LSVD)
Abigail (18 LVHP)
Do Aur Do Pyaar (Probably 13 LS)

https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm

Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the home page poster
https://www.moviesite.co.za/

List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Enjoy :-)

Cheers, Ian

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