The Moviesite updates, 8 March 2024

[Ian Douglas]

Hi all

A rather violent week at the movies.

First up is the local caper, #lovemyselfie, on at selected venues.

Moving on to the adult fare, Angel Studios, who had great success with Sound
of Freedom last year, is back with another film by the same director. Unlike
SOF, Cabrini has had great reviews from the press.

On the horror side, Imaginary takes another look at old houses with mysterious
toys, while The Bricklayer is this week's big release, featuring high action
from Aaron Eckhard and Nina Dobrev.

Bollywood has the occult horror thriller, Shaitaan.

Enjoy. :-)

New this week

* #lovemyselfie (13 LVP)
* Cabrini (16 LVP)
* Imaginary (16 LVHD)
* The Bricklayer (16 LVP)
* Shaitaan (Probably 16 V)

https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm

Forthcoming attractions
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the home page poster
https://www.moviesite.co.za/

List of all movies showing
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Showtimes
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Enjoy :-)

Cheers, Ian

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I always wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.

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I bought my wife a coat made of hamster fur.

Took her to the carnival and couldn’t get her off the Ferris Wheel for
three hours.

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26% of people on their deathbed tell a joke right before they die.

But not me; that's the last thing I'd ever do.

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I have a vegetable joke, but it’s kinda corny.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with Carousel Flu.

It’s going around.

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Did you hear about the guy who dated Supergirl and Wonder Woman?

Turns out he was a heroine addict.

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What do you say to your sister if she is crying?

Are you having a cry sis?

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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?

Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening

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During a bus trip, the driver commented to a passenger. "People only value
things when they don't have them, don't you think ?"

The passenger replied: "Are you talking about woman, money, friends..?

The driver said: " I'm talking about the brakes..."

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My girlfriend and I were walking when...

All of a sudden temperatures dropped and it started hailing.

She wasn’t wearing a jacket so I gave her mine.

I knew I was going to be cold but I tried not to let on that I was.

I was pleased with my act of shivery.

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