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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Husband for sale: Which one would you buy?
To: mako...@yahoo.com
Date: Thursday, May 13, 2010, 11:22 AM
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Sent: Fri, May 7, 2010 1:46:47 AM
Subject: FW: Husband for sale: Which one would you buy?
--- On Tue, 5/4/10, maureen mallya <maure...@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: maureen mallya <maure...@yahoo.com>
Subject: FW: Husband for sale: Which one would you buy?
To: angel...@yahoo.com
Cc: gat...@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, May 4, 2010, 5:58 AM
--- On Fri, 2/26/10, rebecca mmbaga <rebecc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
From: rebecca mmbaga <rebecc...@hotmail.com>
Subject: FW: Husband for sale: Which one would you buy?
To: damian...@yahoo.com, "AWEZA SAIDI" <nurd...@yahoo.com>, "jeremia manyanya" <hongom...@yahoo.com>, "laura laura" <banna...@yahoo.com>, "mama betty mungure" <bettym...@yahoo.com>, "MARIA ngilisho" <maure...@yahoo.com>, "m moni" <monic...@yahoo.com>, "rose iminza" <rosei...@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, February 26, 2010, 1:32 AM
Haya,
Chaguo ni lako!
M-M
HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however a
catch .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. (Hiyo tu? I deserve more. Wacha nitafute tafute!)
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. (Ni kawaida hiyo. Kwani wanaume ni wa kazi gani ingine?
Wangu special bado!)
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. (coz yenyewe soko ni kubwa, na wako in demand!)
She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' (sasa nafikiri nakaribia mume wa ndoto zangu. Ndoto eh? Haya, endelea dada.)
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor( furthermore, she reasons, 'inaonekana hawa wazee wazuri wanajifichanga floor za juu. Sidanganyiki. Nawafuata huko huko.)
On sixth floor (the last floor) the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
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