New For Women:
The Psychic, "Erosion" by Nick Linnehan
Misha, a medium, describes her drug addiction - and how she realized
addiction is like the board game Monopoly.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/misha.html
Cathy, "Everybody Else (is fucking perfect)" by Karen Jeynes
A pregnant woman reveals that she has always known her husband is gay
- and is happy with him nonetheless.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/cathy.html
Mpumi, "I'll Have What She's Having" by Karen Jeynes
A sophisticated lawyer on vacation in Cape Town, South Africa, loses
her temper with a rude tourist on a cell phone.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/mpumi.html
New For Men:
Mike, "Identity" by Nick Linnehan
Mike, a gay Catholic with cerebral palsy, struggles to resolve his
fractured identity in these three monologues.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/mike.html
Todd, "Untitled [Autobiography]" by Josh Weckesser
Todd tries to explain the magic of "Magic Night" - when he and his
junior high buddies would gather to play cards.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/todd.html
Josh, "Untitled [Autobiography]" by Josh Weckesser
Josh tells the audience about his first "love" - a one-sided crush on
a girl named Shanell.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/josh.html
"Me", "Laying Blame" by Karen Jeynes
The unnamed protagonist provides excuses and rationalizations for an
unspecified crime.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/layingblame.html
Jared, "Everybody Else (is fucking perfect)" by Karen Jeynes
Jared is frustrated by the hypocrisy of a married gay man who is about
to become a father.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/jared.html
Devon, "I'll Have What She's Having" by Karen Jeynes
Devon tries to placate his girlfriend, who is angry at him for not proposing.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/devon.html
Louis, "I'll Have What She's Having" by Karen Jeynes
A forty-year-old salesman romances his wife while on vacation in South Africa.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/louis.html
The Narwaiter, "I'll Have What She's Having" by Karen Jeynes
The narrator and waiter shares his observations on tourist activities
in Cape Town. (The perfect monologue for those auditioning for the
Stage Manager in "Our Town" or any other "narrator" type roles.)
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/narwaiter.html
You can always find out about the latest monologues via The Monoblogue:
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/blog.html
Thanks for reading, and break a leg at your fall auditions!
Until next time,
Kellie Powell
notmyshoes.net
I have added *even more* new monologues for your fall auditions. Enjoy!
Laura's Monologue from CONNECTING FLIGHT by Tony Yajko
Laura is a college student about to marry her girlfriend. She is
waiting at the airport for her reluctant parents to arrive for the
wedding.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/laura.html
Dom's Monologue from LEATHER BOUND CONCRETE by Tony Yajko
Dom is a homicidal wise-ass who tries to convince his accomplices to
blame a non-existent party.
http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/dom.html
LIFE by Michael Bloxham
A teenager describes the car accident that killed his girlfriend and
close friends, and his subsequent decision to end his life.
http://www.notmyshoes.net/monologues/jesse.html
Break a leg!
--Kellie Powell