No, that wasn't my dick you saw on fire in Texas

[just john]

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/20/us/fire-destroys-big-tex-icon-of-texas-state-fair.html

A bit of background: Once upon a time, in a faraway land called alt.slack, during a certain contentious period, our own Scooter repied to almost each and every post with: "My dick is a monster." It was a pretty spiffy retort, given the context. (Ya hadda be there.)

After seeing a few of these, I replied, "Mine's a robot!" And a bit later, after he did another round, I replied that my dick was still a robot, but that now it was a robot cowboy.

And in the spirit of the moment, I recorded this: http://just-john.com/sound/mdiarc01.mp3

Anyway, that is NOT what burned in Texas. I assure you, I probably would have noticed.

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