Not funny at all. Anyone wanting to take on this challenge is to be supported and admired IMHO. But it is very important to be realistic and to find out what you are getting into if you're going to be successful. A trip to PBP will cost probably close to $3000 with air fare, hotels, meals and other expenses.
Everyone is different. Speaking as someone who had a much larger base of cycling than you, and decided to do PBP on pretty short notice in 2003 and ended up not being able to finish because of knee problems (which did not heal for about 6 weeks after PBP), I would advise some caution. I would suggest doing a few brevets and maybe a super randonneur this year or next year (200, 300, 400 and 600 km brevets). This will give you a good idea if this kind of thing is for you. It takes a long time for your body to adapt to the stresses of riding nearly 200 miles a day. It takes a lot of time to train for this sort of thing- you have to not only train endurance but speed and climbing as well (PBP is very hilly). I would recommend- in hindsight- doing a super randonneur series at least two years in a row before trying PBP. I had 10 years of racing under my belt and an average of about 6000 miles a year for at least 15 years prior to PBP 2003.
Getting your bike set up correctly is also critical. When you are doing tends of thousands of pedal revolutions in a day, the risk for repetitive stress injuries is high. My knee problems (iliotibial band tendinitis in both knees) may have been the result of a fairly tiny accidental position change of my saddle being just a few mm too high when I put my bike back together in France. If your bars are too low you increase the risk of Shermer neck (you can google that) and also of compressing the nerves in your wrists and hands. Etc. There is a lot of information out there to guide you on setting up your bike for brevets- and a lot of variation. You will see folks happily doing brevets on full-on race bikes, other folks on custom-built "randonneuses" and everything in between. You have to find what works for you.
If you find that randonneuring is for you, there are a lot of local brevets and permanents. The calendar is chock full. Way more than in 2003 when I tried PBP. There are a lot more opportunities now to develop experience with this. There are also a number of 1200 km brevets in the US now and I would recommend doing one of those before PBP. They are on this continent (therefore much cheaper, you'll speak the language, be familiar with the food and money, etc.). There is a romance and a thrill to PBP that is unique to that event, but that said there is a romance and thrill to the Minnesota brevets. Riding across southern Minnesota at 2:00 AM under a full moon is a delight!
Your fellow randonneurs are a wealth of information. We've got at least one Minnesotan who has done four or maybe five PBPs. It is worth your time to ride with them and learn how they do it.
Ok my input. I raced for 3-4 years USCF and quit in 91. I road 2 to 3x a week. Started to gain weight and when I hit my heaviest, Vince conned me into PBP 07. Every Brevet was my longest ride. I ever did and I kept coming back. I lost about 20 lbs by PBP. Finished just in time and plan to do it even better this year. I say if its in your heart, then just give the brvettes a try with the goal of PBP.
Have fun!
My bike and I need a ride to Rochester to participate in the Brevet.
(Also, to remind me to pick up my Brevet Card.)
Ed and I thank you for your support.