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JOKE OF THE YEAR
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Pink Slip A Liberal
Feb 11, 2012, 2:21:04 AM2/11/12
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A doctor from France says:
"In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's
testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is
looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing; in Germany we take part of the brain out of a
person; We put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he
is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart
from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the
USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed a negro from Kenya with no
brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the
United States , and now.......the whole damn country is looking
for work.
"In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's
testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is
looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing; in Germany we take part of the brain out of a
person; We put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he
is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart
from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the
USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed a negro from Kenya with no
brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the
United States , and now.......the whole damn country is looking
for work.
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